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✨jae (she/her) 24✨

[creamy-cowmoolatte]

“I asked ChatGPT?” Okay, well I asked Tony Collette and he said he didn’t go to the war he went to dewar.

[demiiwhiffin]

she’s here

[kocalls]

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[florial]

[kocalls]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[kocalls]

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[pisces-core]

[stargirldotcom]

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[cosmonautroger]

baby bat

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[yellbug]

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

[biocrafthero]

The Tolling of the Bell compilation

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.