purveyor of fine trash

21 | he/him | not worth your time | i have a bunch of ocs no one cares about. got a couple of sideblogs too: inquisitorsstrays, and squishyjimins

[miyku]

➤

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[estrelatzia]

[kitty]

[hexjpegmoved-deactivated2018042]

i can’t believe i did this

[thetaiwanesedartjob]

That face Geralt makes when he’s having a feeling but he’s not quite sure what it is.

Reblog if U agree

[huffylemon]

CHANGE MY MIND

[agenciadasu]

[nino9710]

😍

[beautifulbrownies]

omg she is so adorable

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Didn’t even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay

[captainfunkpunkandroll]

That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again.

[discipleofpuck]

the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it

[lazysekhmet]

This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it.

[luidilovins]

This is disgusting

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

hey trans people can’t give blood either. was banned from a plasma place for having the nerve to show up and be trans. “we don’t serve you people”.

[dee-the-red-witch]

Let’s emphasize this again:  “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?”

I donated for years before figuring out I was queer. I’m O+, and I believe in saving lives. My blood hasn’t changed a damn bit since coming out, and all the screening procedures are still constantly used. You want more donors? You want to save lives? Stop screening us out for who we sleep with and who we are. 

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[glumshoe]

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

[shredsandpatches]

I got “topheavy cishet”

[bravemercutio]

Parallel parking bisexual

[rainbows-on-the-dome]

Overprepared asexual

[thrallflower]

Scientific gay girl, but that doesn’t really sound like me; I’m embarrassingly uninformed about science.

But on my fourth try I got “kinky goth” and got a little freaked out, like, correctly identifying me from four clicks and no input is some Akinator-level shit

[undersleeper]

My first click got me “nerdy disaster,” and I’ve never been attacked with such horrifying precision.

[convoluted-moonscape]

Ok! Apparently I am a eldritch party gay. Well, that or a bluegrass otter. Take your pick.

[thrallflower]

I LOVED your Christmas special!

[breakitdownnat]

“Wizard Lesbian”

As if there is any other kind ;)

@sex-obsessed-lesbian

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

Took a few clicks but I eventually got to “anxious wlw” oh my god this is eerie. (…Or maybe just true of 85% of wlw who knows?)

[landreform]

r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

new trend: scurvy

[glasmond]

[deathgripspussy]

Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious

[kaijutegu]

I just got my copy of Joan Procter, Dragon Doctor and I am going to give a copy to every child I know. The illustrations are beautiful and the text itself is engaging and I think any kid would like it- as would any reptile enthusiast, just for the pictures alone.

[kevinkinky]

[mahboi]

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