「HOYL GUCK」

AJ | ♀ | Baptist | IXTX | Virgo | 5w6 | College Student | CJ Major | Inbox & IMs are open :v | BLMatsu free blog | Currently in love with Osomatsu-san and Pokemon 少し日本語が話せます。よろしくお願いします！

[chewtora]

Leaving Tumblr!

Every time I get on this site I get angry lmao (whether it be a result of politics(i.e. the whole March being boosted by the site and all over my dash the moment I logged in)or people being obnoxious with headcanons or otherwise ridiculous) so I'm bowing out - this past week or so without it has been f a n t a s t i c

So yEAH

If you have a dA you can catch me on there (chewtora) or don't. I'm enjoying life heh

Sent in a job app I'm hoping to get approved and gonna start doing some good after college I think so. Well see how it goes

[chewtora]

Oka y yeah im taking a break from tumblr for a bit bc every time i open this cursed page i see something that agitates me so yeah

ill probably be back in like a couple weeks or so

[taramatsu-san]

Some good Choros

Drunk Choro is adorable

[brainstatic]

[chewtora]

the only screenshots i got from the episode were from this guy

hes just...so cut e klfjdklsf

[theonion]

Swans In Committed Relationship Barely Ever Arch Necks Into Heart Shape Anymore

[kjetpch]

おそ松さんコラボ宴会「松宴」第2彈

[phemiec]

my wife is terrifying

[phemiec]

truly She is most generous and benevolent

[valdrift]

doggy!!!

[valdrift]

:D

[valdrift]

[racistspiderman]

[cthulhuhail-deactivated20250911]

I’m starting to convulse just reading this

[stability]

size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)

[unscriptedindulgence]

Interesting. Reverse the chart and it’s my asshole through the years.

[hyperboul-deactivated20180101]

why would you comment that

[dreamyriot]

[lingreed-deactivated20180722]

[funamuseafanart]

海底囚人log2 by うさますく

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[blithe-abomination]

Friendly reminder that murder on the behalf of others is a SKILL that these hard working people deserve COMPENSATION FOR!?!

Hitmen should be PAID for their services just as you would pay for literally any other service! 💰😤 Stop expecting SKILLED murderers to murder for you for free.

[catshapedcookie]

Grosse Pointe Blank, (1997) Directed by: George Armitage

[matriarchyforeveryone]

Video games are designed to cater to men’s biological need to harm women in the most vile and grotesque ways possible.

[axlryan]

have you ever actually even played a video game?

[matriarchyforeveryone]

No, but I’ve seen enough footage to last me a lifetime.

[trilllizard666]

*watches an anita sarkessian video once*

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lakeside-conservative]

Like everything else these days…

[wolverinedoc68w-deactivated2020]

This is true. Same shit at my kids schools. I’ve told my kids to stand their ground and if a teacher lays a hand on them to force them outside we are filling a lawsuit.

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

Thing is, at the middleschool I used to attend, they’re only doing a 17 minute “walk-out” but the students aren’t even leaving the school, due to safety concerns. So, on one hand, some schools are forcing it, others are forcing students to NOT leave, so it’s just… a mess.