chewy-piano

erin | she/her | queer

[chewy-piano]

Well that was incredibly traumatic.

[lesbiphannie]

“at least we had each other” devastating. lets all kill ourselves

[blasphannie]

twitter phannies are getting upset about wedding speculation so I'm doubling down my wedding speculations

any save the date suggetions? proposal on the pod next week?

[mikyday]

I feel so sick every time they immediately notice how the PDA in the show is in a public place like the bathroom, on the roof, a foot touch under the table, a back rub on a stage. They're so hyper aware because they've been that way all these years.

[chewy-piano]

Finally caved. Heated Rivalry. Oof. There went my entire Saturday. 😮😍⛸️

[dpdailyupdate]

What should Phil’s weird news podcast segment be called?! | Dan and Phil

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8 December 2025

[chewy-piano]

Just two bros hanging out 😭😍

[pseudophan]

dan and phil's definition of archaeology for those asking! 

although can i just say, i think people need to focus more on the part where they say if it's already been talked about it's fine and less on the "if you've got a tingly feeling this might be wrong it usually is".. because, with all the love in my heart, half of you guys think breathing too loudly means you're a bad person. dan and phil's belief in your ability to judge what's too far and what isn't does not reflect reality i'm so sorry.

tl;dr if it's shit that's already out there it's for the most part literally fine, digging through their old tweets is whatever like been there done that, but don't go snooping into their friends' shit because they did not ask for that. and, i'd say beyond what they shared in the bed video, leave shit like the vday video that was never meant to be public in the first place alone

[pseudophan]

[chewy-piano]

HAHAHA EVERY TIME

[chewy-piano]

Ok well someone record this. Even when it lets me in there's no picture and no sound.

[chewy-piano]

Well it was a nice idea.

[blasphannie]

why are we having top/bottom discourse in the year of our lord 2025?

[chewy-piano]

Cats are basically just like present-day dan and phil. Sweet and cuddly, showing their belly in a feat of vulnerability, and just when you think you've achieved cat zen, they attack with their vicious little claws.

[antiadvil]

every day dan's 2019-2022 hoe era jokes become funnier and funnier

[chewy-piano]

Also why is YouTube constantly recommending me extremely old dnp and amazingphil vids? Like over a decade old. Maybe it's them trying to make up for demonitizing everything in the past year?

[danrifics]

a podcast concept i’ve been thinking of is Dan’s mum and Phil’s mum as guests but dan and phil are behind the camera and they’re not allowed to say a word while their mums say whatever they want