Hey Old People: No
Hey Old People: Fix the Economy, Pay Me, Or Stop Fucking Whining About All That Shit We Cant Afford To Do Thanks To You Assholes
Hey old people: I’ll shit on your pillows
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kiana Khansmith

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Bowery Presents
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Noah Kahan

roma★
ojovivo
Mike Driver
The Stonewall Inn

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Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost

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@chewy815
Hey Old People: No
Hey Old People: Fix the Economy, Pay Me, Or Stop Fucking Whining About All That Shit We Cant Afford To Do Thanks To You Assholes
Hey old people: I’ll shit on your pillows
she left htis guy for a bee
a bee
This was a thing that someone created.
I wish it was a feature length film
Why is my son so fucking cute?
oh…..my god (source)
LOL
I just spit out my Powerade
*talking amongst friends* Friend 1: Sexual preference? Friend 2: Salad......... Extra tossed ;)
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
I win. #fuckyeah
Fuckin' Jammin' #VOLBEAT #sealthedealandletsboogie #fuckyeah #thebliss
May the 4th be with you!!! #starwars
This was a thing that someone created.
I wish it was a feature length film
Kirby you piece of goddamn shit
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
college tips
- do not take 8 am classes
- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week
- sleep
- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it
- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly
- quizlet
- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS
- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food
- dont wear your lanyard around your neck
- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home
- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES
- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow
- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind
- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning
- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look
- take out the fucking trash
-if you’re in a completely silent library, be courteous of others and don’t blare your music through your earbuds PLEASE
-always sit by plug outlets
-enjoy your time off
-keep a log of all passwords and usernames for online homework (YOU WILL HAVE ONLINE HOMEWORK)
-get a planner
-geT A PLANNER
-GET A PLANNER
-USE the planner
-ps 8ams aren’t that bad if it’s not every day
-Save money and time by not going to college.
I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.
Mr. Disney
Bless this man for enriching my childhood.
People who don’t reblog this
DISHONOR
DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
THE FACT THAT ITS IN COLOR AS WELL OH MY GOD MY HEART
Hello, Mr. Disney.
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
We all love this man we’ve never even met
he’s my hero