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…men like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
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In a perfect world…
…men like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
reblogging this again, because I downloaded the mp3 and its title was “Mmmm Slurms”
This is the only mp3 I’ve ever downloaded off this site that had metadata of any kind and it’s Mmmm Slurms.
Great news everyone
The voting with wallets thing aint working it's time to vote with our crowbars
Original song - BIG SHOT from Deltarune
Don’t be a person who makes searches for crab rave spike when you die
Part 3 of Love at First Bite. tumblr will probably shit their pants at these posts, but I don’t care, hope you enjoy!
Part 2 of Love at First Bite
because I’m that guy I fell in love with, appropriately enough Lachevite’s Love at First Bite. Posting them with a bit of a delay so people had the time to play it (yeah, marking a fetish game as spoilers, how considerate)
This is me.
I can see the reflection of outside in a picture frame hanging on a wall while I hide behind the corner lol
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No…keep going.
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Production drawing.
Wabbit Twouble (WB, 1941)
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
I am losing it at these notes on the 8 and 24 f Notes though?? It says “Nichts für Lauwarmduscher” and “kein langsamer werden”. “Lauwarmduscher” or “Warmduscher” literally translates to: “someone who takes lukewarm showers” and is basically the German equivalent of calling somebody a wuss. It’s like “not for the faint-hearted” but in a really sassy way. “Kein langsamer werden” at the end means “no slowing down!” But avain, more like an order than a suggestion.
And also at the top, the words “(...)Instrument husten zu wollen,….”: the beginning is probably cut off, so I can only imagine something along the lines of “In a manner of coughing into one’s instrument”. Which sounds like another amazing instruction for the trombone players honestly.
I like to imagine Julius Fucik added all these fortes and notes on the original sheets, to make sure noone is ever even gonna think about half assing his Florentiner Marsch!
Reblog to curse your mutuals
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oH FFS YOU KNOW I REPLY TO ALL OF YOU
just press J
scooby doo taught us that the real monsters are people trying to game the system to make a profit or exclude a certain group because it effected their profit.
scooby doo taught us the dangers and evils of people trying to take advantage of capitalism. too bad no one understood that.
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my mom grounded me for a month