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__________________________________________________ My name's Cheyanne :) I just post a bunch of random stuff! ___________________________________________________

[studentlifeproblems]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[pinof]

the suite life finale

[briefnightmarefire]

[coolman229]

#NO FATHERLESS CHILDREN IN MY LOBBY

[omghotmemes]

Show some respect, people.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

THANK YOU

[grandpanerd-world-deactivated20]

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

He’s a big hero of mine!

[pugcrumbs]

Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.

[space-buns]

Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids

[avatarsymbolism]

[amdeadinsyd]

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

[swingsetindecember]

[bob-belcher]

[lobstronomousskeleton]

Innovator 

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[uchidachi]

Am watching the 1981 BBC version of Sense & Sensibility and ANYWAY Fanny’s reaction to Edward and Lucy’s secret engagement is my new favorite reaction gif:

[booksandothersecrets]

Normalise liking poetry because you like the way it sounds and art because you think its beautiful. You don’t have to understand the deeper meaning of something to appreciate it - poetry is bloody difficult to analyse and art requires an extensive knowledge of movements and artists to properly get - so please just wonder around art galleries and decide which pieces you’d buy if you could, and read out lines of poetry simply because they have a nice ring to them.

[ghostlywriterr]

Scotland.

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[richardmaddan]

#surviving 2020 and welcoming the new year

[lorelaigilmoure]

[lorelaigilmoure]

[programmerhumour]

Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[gingersnapwolves]

okay but can we talk about how “I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones” is such a raw fucking line though

[dustrial-inc]

CHECK A LOOK NEWSPIG

[erisis]

Everything here is golden. But, “Sarah Huckabee Sanders angers her way up to the podium.” Is maybe the most perfectly funny and descriptive line ever written.

I will also henceforth be using “anger” as a verb.

I, as a comedy professional, bow deeply to our new robot comedy overlords.

[bequilles]

This is SUPER FUNNY but I’m highly skeptical that it’s bot-written. 

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[transgirl-link]

How many pickles were on that thing???

[bird-cannibalism]

what was... the goal of doing this?

[cipheramnesia]

gods walk among men