A Passionate, Fragmentary Girl

Jerica. 24.

[jokerlives]

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

[catgirl-kaiju]

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

[wagamaggot]

its called method acting

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

nonbinary bisexual? thats just gay in all directions. goodnight

[lavendruidic]

Pretending there's no material difference between same-sex and opposite-sex attraction doesn't magically make it so. 😊

[princessbento]

so true the material difference between your mom and your dad last night really illuminated this for me

[adampvrrish]

the girls are fightinggg (my mental illness vs myself)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Characters in first-person games never blink.

[crowexe]

they blink when you blink stupid

[hemopoiesis-deactivated20220627]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kibumkim]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

[murphels]

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown

[broomsticksareoverrated]

Are you a common fool or an official fool?

[weaver-z]

In the modern age "official fools" are also known as "twitter verifieds"

[animusrox]

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Dir. Bryan Spicer

[kristina100000]

whoever came up with the word cock… Their mind

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

john green…..

[funnytwittertweets]

[penicillium-pusher]

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

[mood-river-deactivated20200801]

Charles Darwin made this post

[penicillium-pusher]

this is the funniest goddamn reply