Tobio-chan~

19, she/her, intp

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Kageyama is fucking bottom, because his favorite words are "faster, stronger, harder"

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Just realised that Oikage writers on ao3 are the best and cleverest people! I freaking love all of them! (Also I just read the whole Oikage fanfictions)

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The most hated haikyuu ships are the best love tropes

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I don't know why people are saying that Kageyama Tobio is top. Yeah, he likes to take control. ONLY. in. volleyball... But, sis what about other things? He has clueless and innocent mind!! (even Hinata and Yamaguchi know more about 'it') i swear, he slept on his biology classes🤦‍♀️. He prefers to be bottom to observe the man on top of him and gets kinda turned on when someone whispers dirty things in his ear!! (also have you seen his butt👀 no?)

Here, no need to thank me- Any men would die for this

'BOTTOM TOBIO SUPERMERCY' also he is material gurl~

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'He fell in love first.... But He fell harder'

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Winter came.. It's cold outside..oikage are cuddling on the couch with warm blanket on them

Kageyama: mmm.. Oikawa-san I really want some watermelon right now..

Oikawa: Don't tell me.. Tobio are you pregnant?!

Kageyama: you are so stupid.

Oikawa:waah~ I was joking.. I was joking >.<

Kageyama:... Wait.. Maybe I really am..

Oikawa: now you are the stupid one Tobio-chan~

Kageyama: please get me a watermelon

Oikawa: Tobio It's winter! How can I do that?!

Kageyama: I don't care! Just do what I say. (moody tobio >×<)

Later on the phone with iwa

Oikawa: he acts moody and wants watermelon in the winter!

Iwaizumi: just get the cucumber and put some sugar on it, dumbass!!

Oikawa: thanks Iwa-chan you are the lifesaver!

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Oikawa: *having unholy dreams about Kageyama* 'fuck, fuck, fuck' *can't sleep* (goes to Tobio's house and rings the doorbell)

Kageyama: (opens the door, looking cute when he is sleepy and pouty) Oikawa-san?

Oikawa: (gets angry, because his heart is pounding in his chest) stop. *slaps Kageyama's ✨royal cheeks✨* appearing. *slaps Kageyama's ✨royal cheeks✨* in my dreams. *slaps Kageyama's ✨royal cheeks✨* naked. *slaps Kageyama's ✨royal cheeks✨* stupid (cute) tobio-chan

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Kageyama: Iwaizumi-san.. Am i ugly?

Iwaizumi: what nonsense. I am looking at you right now, you are the most beautiful boy in the world.

Kageyama: *walks in Tooru's room* Oikawa-san am I ugly?

Oikawa: well if we consider that I am the most handsome man on the planet.. Yeah, you are ugly Tobio-chan~

Kageyama:... I am breaking up with you..

Oikawa: w-wait ppfftt I was kidding Tobio-chan forgive me~ you are the cutest.. Sometimes when you don't act like an angry pomeranian

Kageyama: *throws volleyball at him*

Oikawa: ow my nose!!

(when they got in the hospital)

Iwaizumi: you are not as pretty boy as you were, huh shittykawa?!

Oikawa: Iwa-chan!!

Kageyama: I agree with Iwaizumi-san.

Oikawa: not you too Tobio-chan! And whose fault was this in the first place?!

Kageyama: yours

Oikawa: you meanies! T-T

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Oikawa tutoring Kageyama is the funniest thing in the world.

Oikawa: so tell me tobio-chan...If you had 5 apples and chibi-chan took away 3, how much will be left for you?

Kageyama: five..

Oikawa: what?

Kageyama: five apples and his head.

Oikawa: *groans* Okay then, If you had 5 apples and I took away 3, how much will be left for you?

Kageyama: *titles his head* you would eat all the apples, Oikawa-san.

Oikawa: hey!! I am not like that!

Kageyama: then why did you-

Oikawa: okay, okay, just shut up! If you had 5 apples and refreshing-kun took away 3, how much will be left for you?

Kageyama: sugawara-san is too kind to take away my apples.

Oikawa:. IF---

(3 hours later)

Oikawa:.... If freckles-kun took away 3 apples from your five ones... How much will be left for you?

Kageyama:.... *thinking*

Oikawa:....

Kageyama: yamaguchi doesn't like apples.

Oikawa: I am done... I am so done.