The one who gets shit done.

Gwen Santos and wife of @sunshine-and-pinetrees. In actuality I'm doing this to stop him from embarrassing himself. (NO DAN///VID SHIPPERS/STANS PLEASE. SEND ASKS BEFORE REBLOGGING AN ASK MEME FROM ME.)

[chibikawaiikat91]

Gwen, have you been having any weird cravings lately? Cause I'm worried my baby might be some sort of cannibal

... I've resorted to willingly eating QM's food because I'm craving it.

[crybabycounselor]

//Bubba’s got a new habit of copying everyone. Even if it kinda comes out insulting FDFSFDGFS

( @hayleysmuses​ @chibikawaiikat91​ )

[counselorchanel]

@chibikawaiikat91:

"Oh shit." Gwen lowered her voice to a whisper as she also checked around. "Like... There's a little shit inside of you growing and definitely changing your hormones and everything level pregnant?"

Gwen grimaced at the thought. Her own pregnancy hasn't been too easy but maybe if there's someone who relates? It might help. But instead of expressing this Gwen felt her mouth spill theses words out instead.

"So how many kids do werewolves pop out per pregnancy exactly? Or is it like fish situations?"

"I'm pregnant pregnant," She whined, "according to the doctor, I'm about 3 or 4 months along, there's just one little guy in there..." She went quiet as she placed a hand on her stomach.

"And I can't believe I didn't catch it earlier, I was in the deepest state of denial over the whole thing. I mean, can you blame me? Werewolves and Shellycoats ideally shouldn't mix! And this thing is tiny, my bump didn't show up til earlier this month."

Chanel leaned back, masking her face with her hands as her head sunk a bit. "I am going to be an awful mother, I don't know what I'm going to do! I haven't even told Fin, what the hell would they even think?"

[chibikawaiikat91]

"... So just tell them. Can't be worse than when I told David. God I told him I was pregnant and I swear. He already had the bedroom put together within a fucking week. He didn't sleep ONCE Chanel. Scared the shit out of me. But I was colored impressed." Gwen puts a hand to Chanel's.

"You're not gonna be a terrible mom. Not like I know I'll be. It's terrifying but that's a reasonable reaction to any major life change isn't it? God I know I'm terrified beyond belief. Just... We'll figure it out together okay?"

[chibikawaiikat91]

"Hey, uh, Gwen? I have a miiiiild emergency and I think you're the only person I can really have help me right now"

She looks up in surprise from her esteemed steamy lizard romance masterpiece, quickly closing her laptop most of the way to hide it, as Chanel asks her for help. An emergency? Mild? Maybe it was girl issues? Gwen rubbed the back of her neck as she felt the lump of her stomach slow her a bit. She decided to try lighting up the mood.

"Uh, sure, yeah. What's up, girly? Need to have the talk? When two people love each other very much you see..."

[counselorchanel]

"No, no, I've had the talk, I know how babies are made!" She shouts in a whisper as she quickly sits down by Gwen's side.

"That's actually what I need to talk about," she glances at the door, making sure nobody was listening in on them, "I'm pregnant."

[chibikawaiikat91]

"Oh shit." Gwen lowered her voice to a whisper as she also checked around. "Like... There's a little shit inside of you growing and definitely changing your hormones and everything level pregnant?"

Gwen grimaced at the thought. Her own pregnancy hasn't been too easy but maybe if there's someone who relates? It might help. But instead of expressing this Gwen felt her mouth spill theses words out instead.

"So how many kids do werewolves pop out per pregnancy exactly? Or is it like fish situations?"

[chibikawaiikat91]

"Hey, uh, Gwen? I have a miiiiild emergency and I think you're the only person I can really have help me right now"

She looks up in surprise from her esteemed steamy lizard romance masterpiece, quickly closing her laptop most of the way to hide it, as Chanel asks her for help. An emergency? Mild? Maybe it was girl issues? Gwen rubbed the back of her neck as she felt the lump of her stomach slow her a bit. She decided to try lighting up the mood.

"Uh, sure, yeah. What's up, girly? Need to have the talk? When two people love each other very much you see..."

[chibikawaiikat91]

Hey, mom, is this yours? I found it outside one of the outhouses near the lake.

Nope. Took mine at home. NOT at camp. Sorry Elise.

[chibikawaiikat91]

Hit month five today. I WANT THIS OUT OF ME ALREADY. I'm freaking miserable and in pain and just WANT TO GET IT OUT.

[sunshine-and-pinetrees]

I shouldn't be jealous but... I wish I was smart like Elise was for a tattoo.

[campbellatoner]

sunshine-and-pinetrees​:

Oh you REALLY don’t wanna know. It’s nothing special.

Okay then, don’t tell me. I can just imagine what it is instead, and you’ll never guess what I’m imagining is on your body.

Okay, maybe I shouldn’t word it like that, exactly-

[chibikawaiikat91]

It's a tree as a pin up girl on his hip.

[chibikawaiikat91]

I'm feeling like absolute shit because the little shit inside of me so ONLY TALK TO ME IF IT'S URGENT.

[chibikawaiikat91]

ALRIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK THE LAST TUB OF FREEZER BURNT ICE CREAM.

[counselorchanel]

chibikawaiikat91​:

….. He better not have considering I put my pregnancy vitamins in it.

She pauses and subtly wipes the icecream off of her own face.

That’s, uh, not gonna do anything bad to him, will it? Like he won’t get sick or something... As in Cody. 

And definitely not me?

[chibikawaiikat91]

She rolls her eyes and sighs. "It was just a way to get Vitamin D, Chanel. You're not gonna die or get sick. Calm down, wolf girl."

She scowls in thought. "... I think."

[chibikawaiikat91]

ALRIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK THE LAST TUB OF FREEZER BURNT ICE CREAM.

[counselorchanel]

I say we blame Cody. He looks like someone who would steal ice cream.

[chibikawaiikat91]

..... He better not have considering I put my pregnancy vitamins in it.

[chibikawaiikat91]

ALRIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK THE LAST TUB OF FREEZER BURNT ICE CREAM.

[chibikawaiikat91]

I am NOT in the mood for drama

[oopsie-daisy]

I checked Alyssa’s masterlist to see something and 

[crybabycounselor]

Are you supposed to eat prestel sticks one by one or are you supposed to shove a bunch in your mouth??

[chibikawaiikat91]

I dip mine in nutella first

[chibikawaiikat91]

It's fucking hotter than a witch's tit out here.

But we can't go in the water because it's still too freezing.

[chibikawaiikat91]

... this is good shit.

[counselorchanel]

What’cha reading there, Gwen?

[chibikawaiikat91]

Lizards in Love. The best shit ever.