*kittens pour out of my pockets* uhh i can explain

they/them, late 20s, don't follow if you have enough free time irl to police people's identities online, don’t @ me regarding anything monetary (you will be blocked) discourse is dead and cringe is immortal

[baopondering]

Jun 1st

Dink my oiter

[meercrystal]

Mom seal and seal pup :)

(Referenced from pinterest image)

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[dirtbrunch]

Go my scarab

[arcaneglitch]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot in the neck and bled out and died and his legacy is reduced to a joke

[alexhelladraws]

I made the shelter bunny I (secretly) love the most a drawing of herself. I hope she loves it and eats it immediately 😍🐇

[horseproductions]

depression posts CANCELLED i can hear the birds singing at dawn outside my window

[tanblaque]

[nikoisme]

scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[gallusrostromegalus]

Video, No Audio

I finally caught my Gold Neons and Threadfin Rainbows shoaling together!! They only do this sometimes, usually right before their dinnertime, and it's really cute because it's kind of unusual for two species to shoal together, especially ones that are such different colors and sizes <3

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers