My Life is 99.5% Cake

Jenny/F/25/SoCal

[klaasje]

mister kitsuragi…

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[hungry-skeleton]

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

[jackalopescruff]

everyone hates my thin and meager stew

[bun-from-the-empty-window]

soup

[jackalopescruff]

they calling my thin and meager stew a soup now im fucking ruined

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[alisonzai]

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

[kalimaxxing]

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

[sneefsnorf]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

[uplololo]

[radicallymaxton]

Fred the Horse (he likes to steal)

[weaver-z]

Well my three-headed calf sees THRICE as many stars as usual, so

[pencilzart]

[sosuperawesome]

Chavoom on Instagram

[kikicolors]

doodle of mr. morgan