the marauders playing monopoly but remus is banker & whenever sirius can’t pay they leave the room to “discuss formalities”
it happens ever 5 mins and james and peter are so sick of them.
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the marauders playing monopoly but remus is banker & whenever sirius can’t pay they leave the room to “discuss formalities”
it happens ever 5 mins and james and peter are so sick of them.
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"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally
a big part of life is learning how to accept that not all things are meant for you and you are not meant for all things.
this is your daily reminder to take a chonce
What the fuck is a chonce
Feeling a bit lonely tonight :/
Does it get better?
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
We (rightfully) make fun of shane for putting on a suit before their first hookup but we should also be making fun of ilya for wearing a fashionable denim jacket. They were staying in the same hotel. he put that jacket on just to down the hall and up the elevator. he only wore it because he thought shane would think it looked cool (he did) and that shane would love a sexy little striptease (he did). Embarrassing!
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Her guitar playing there is the gayest thing I've ever seen
The Metros absolutely crush Buffalo, and Shane's phone get's broken in the post-game locker room celebration chaos.
He is Freaking Out bc he doesn't actually know what Ilya's phone number is. His SIM card got crushed underneath a pair skates, so there's no recovering "Lily's" contact card.
On top of that, his old Ottowa number won't transfer to his Montreal provider. So "Lily's" texts will now be delivered into the ether. Or to some random person's phone if his old Ottowa number gets given out again.
Ilya of course has literally no idea this has happened and is sending his usual flirtatious messages to...silence. No response. He's not even getting left on read. Because the messages aren't even getting read. He goes through the five stages of grief. Fuck Shane Hollander, he doesn't need this shit. They're supposed to play against each other Tomorrow for fucks sake. His resolve lasts for about....two hours? And then he's on social media. What's this fucking asshole up to that he can't even read Ilya's texts?
He pulls up the first interview, the one right after Buffalo. Shane looks....really stressed out. Which is confusing given that they've just won.
"Yes of course I am super happy to win. Unfortunately the locker room celebration did get a little out of hand though."
He holds up his mangled phone.
"So if you're trying to contact me, sorry about that!"
He's blushing and smiling and seems so flustered and embarrassed. He's looking at a camera, millions of people can hear him, but he's speaking directly to Ilya. Ilya's face breaks out into his "you have a stylist?" smile. He feels....a little embarrassed about his crashout, but also super fucking relieved. Ilya swipes through a couple more videos and watches the most recent interview.
"We are absolutely looking forward to facing off against the Raiders. Also I brought this up last time but, turns out I can't keep my old phone number. So if you're texting me and I'm not responding, it's because I can't!"
He laughs, but it seemd a bit forced. Like he might tear up if he gets pushed the wrong way. Ilya goes back and watches through all the interviews since the Buffalo game. Shane has found a way to bring up his broken phone in every single interview for the past two weeks. It's so sweet...and also a little heartbreaking. He knew exactly what was gonna happen, and was terrified of Ilya thinking that he didn't want to talk to him. He didn't want Ilya to feel alone and confused and upset. He's so fucking ernest and endearing.
Ilya cannot Wait to give him shit about it on the ice tomorrow.
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this fanfic shi is easy
evan: i met this guy on a dating app and asked for his last name. he sent it to me and went “doing a little background check? you might find out i’m a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. alright so i thought: good sense of humour.
evan: i looked him up, he was a murderer.
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y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually
Regulus: Told my step son I couldn’t find the cocoa powder and Harry said, “Maybe someone stole it and hid it behind my bed.” Which is an oddly specific theory.
“evan is clingier” “barty is clingier” they would both crawl into each other’s chest cavities and live there, so i’m just gonna say they’re both clingy
"evan craves physical touch more" "barty craves physical touch more"" they would exchange each other's organs so that they're always touching, so I'm just gonna say they both crave each other's physical touch.
"evan has worse daddy issues" "barty has worse daddy issues" they both killed each other's fathers and fucked on their respective graves, so I'm just gonna say they bond over daddy issues.
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