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✨️✨Hi I’m Rey!---they/them---bi---28✨️✨️ I post 18+ so shield thine eyes

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[suraks-sweet-tits]

Ilya: Yuna, I was wondering what happens to picture from billboard when they switch it out? Who gets to keep the giant picture of Shane like that?

Shane: Ilya, we are not getting old billboard vinyl sent to our home! *in Russian* And stop talking to my mother about you wanting big photos of me in boxers and a tank top! It's weird!

Ilya: You are so right, moya lyubov. New is much better. Yuna, can we put a condition in Shane's modelling contracts that they make extra copy of billboard for "quality control" and send it to our home?

And, because I love him, Ilya eventually gets his way and it is up in the wall of one of the garages and Shane refuses to go in there. I mean obviously Ilya eventually convinces him to fuck in front of it multiple times but normally Shane refuses to be in the same room as it.

[themoonandmyman]

Shane and Ilya are just chilling around the house one night, Shane walks into the living room and hears Ilya say ‘sit’ in a commanding tone, so he immediately sits without even thinking before realising that Ilya was talking to the dog.

this is a real thing my boyfriend did and I bring it up constantly to embarrass them

[fuckrozanov]

almost just made an absolutely cursed hr spn crossover post but sometimes things just need to stay in the drafts

[fuckrozanov]

oh my god okay fine

[crackerslacker69]

I mean........dark haired/autistic coded/rule following character + dirty blonde slut w daddy issues and incredible eyes ........the more things change

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

[acti-veg]

‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.

It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”

This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.

Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’

-Ed Yong, An Immense World

[namu-the-orca]

Cetacean echolocation is one of those things that boggles your mind once you really start to think about the implications. They can see each others' hearts beating fast with fear or excitement. They can see if another dolphin is healthy, or pregnant; how the fetus is doing; if they have ingested debris. Their echolocation is also incredibly precise: a bottlenose dolphin could discriminate between cilinders differing in wall thickness by just 0.23 mm (0.009 inch) from 8 meters away!! And they certainly notice when something is off.

I'm not sure if I ever shared this story before here, but in Curacao, when I was allowed to assist in a guest interaction programme, there was suddenly consternation in the pool behind us. A guest had entered the water and the dolphins were going crazy, paying no heed to the trainers anymore. The lead trainer that was with me gave the dolphins to me to watch over while she went to help. When she came back she told me what had happened. The guest that had caused so much uproar had left the water again and was asked if he had done anything to upset the dolphins. He hadn't, and he couldn't imagine what was wrong... until he mentioned he had a pacemaker. The younger dolphins in the pool had never seen someone with a pacemaker before and apparently it rocked their world.

It was such a wild experience, and offered such a cool insight into how dolphins experience their world. I'll never forget it.

[greysweaterweather]

Heated rivalry: episode 1 rookies

Ilya doesnt give a SHIT about those signs

Check out my panels for ep 6: the cottage here another ep 1 panel here and an ep 2 panel here

(if you love the snoopy x HR theme chuck me a follow and send me your favourite lines cause im doing 3 panels per ep over the next few weeks)

[adizzyantlermoth]

shane: carying in all the shopping bags from the store

ilya: reaching a hand out to help

shane: immediately switching all the bags to one hand to hold ilya’s hand

[penandinkprincess]

cackling about the idea of shane and ilya getting separated on the bench from time to time and the public thinks "oooh, trouble in paradise? the rivalry rearing its head again?? hollander getting fed up with rozanov??"

and the truth is that the team was playing against someone ilya and/or shane ESPECIALLY hates, which means shane was dropping the most vicious, lethal reads known to man and making ilya crack tf up to the point that they were attracting attention and the coach was just afraid of someone reading lips and getting them all in trouble

and signficantly, the three person buffer between them just keeps shane from SAYING his comments

he and ilya are still leaning forward and backward to look at each other and exchange "mhm" "mhm" looks that still make it clear they're still communicating their thoughts perfectly fine

[argillaforma]

mycliff does the gayest things in the most straight dude bro kind of way like he’ll see ilya in the shower after a game and go damn man careful where you swing that thing you might hurt somone and he’ll smack his team mates ass when they do a good job or he’ll be working out with someone and go damn bro your biceps are fucking hot let me feel them

[closetfascination]

Heated Rivalry Week Day 3: Favourite Kiss/Hug

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

[medrawawi]

[napromancer]

A dazzling emerald hue / 16 April 2022 Saturday

[medrawawi]

same picture years later

i decided to use some of ilya's book design in the youngest baby, so she's very very tall, has brown hair, and she plays hockey too:) (all of them are tall like their dads!)

[gaynehollander]

Shane getting mad that Ilya swallowed the first time they blew each other because “this guy was determined to one-up him at every turn” makes me giggle and kick my feet. My competative boy was goaded into letting the slut ways take over.

[gimmiekiss1221]

ilya railing the life out of shane with his hand around shane's throat while grunting, "take this fucking cock, hollander. good boy, good fucking boy" and shane is laying there making this face cause he's so fucked and blissed out: