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Sometimes you fall off the wagon for months. Sometimes you tell yourself you’re gonna start fresh on Monday and by Wednesday you’ve already fallen back off. Sometimes you have to restart a 100 times and it’s frustrating. But it will be okay. You can do this. One day at a time

aroseforno-one-deactivated20221

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

storyop1

lgbtsoundsystem

are you fucking kidding me

tdcenter123

Selena could, bust a move.

dailyjackiechan

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

brokebooklover

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

bralnwashingquirk

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

sweetschizo-deactivated20190808

Can we leave all the “psychiatric medication is bad, evil and unnecessary” discourse in 2017 where it belongs and fucking accept that the brain is an organ that can get sick and need treatment just like any other part of the body?

neurodivergent-crow

Yeah I reblogged this 3x in a row. It was on purpose. Fight me.

bakedlilbae

Word I literally wouldn’t be here anymore if I didn’t get help and on them in 2013.

krabby-kronicle

I guess I never thought it through fully that my mom is a little abusive

passivites

Instagram user Patrix15 explores San Francisco’s candy-colored houses.

adataraxia

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opens-at-nightfall

prorevenge

I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.” Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

writeasrayne

…. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.

emmersdrawberry

Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve

wellbutrinboy

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

rexpinn-deactivated20190705

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

exomoon

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

goldnpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

captainkirk94-deactivated201903

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

advanced-procrastination

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.