bologna

eats ass occasionally

[mithosyggdrasill666-deactivated]

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

[phdintvwatching]

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

[frozun]

i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Gwen Stefani: This shit is bananas! Me: B̷̥͔̹͢-͏̡͕̰̹̩̭͟A̷̧͚̺͈̙͖͙-̩̙̬̲̘̞̝̝N̡̗̺̱̥̥͞-̖̳̲̺̕͢Ą̴̤̦͖̥̖͟-̀͢҉̫̖̫̺N̰̲̠͚̲̥-͍̺̠̞̞͎̖̠͡A̢̦̜̲-͔̮̰̬̹̀͢S̷̖̩͚̰͈̩!̷͎̮̰̜̕ 

[trashpawz]

I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKING SHIT AND YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT

[imsoshive]

who know what’s shitty about being an adult?

forgetting to take the chicken out … for you to cook for yourself.

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

now you gotta beat your own ass

[onlytwitterpics]

[vikiholmesx3]

[stability]

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[decaffection]

He’s a fucking idiot but at least he’s cute

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

Why are goosebumps called goosebumps

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through. trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[dcphotography]

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[weatherreporter]

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

[unsettlingstories]

Cursed image.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Good morning to everyone except this person!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via BeyondMusing)