Sarcastic Nipples

hi, i'm gary. i write stuff. black lives matter. don't be a dick.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[getofftheinternerd]

[worstgrrrl-deactivated20130128]

ladies can i get a hell yeah

[carudamon119]

[sacredkarcram]

[urulokid]

get it sister marjorie

[erarg]

[unclefather]

Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. I’m about to ruin someone’s credit for this post specifically

[outofcontextachewood]

[hausmusik]

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

[bottommemes]

Raw and Order

[acciowine]

🎵 cum, cum 🎵

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

Special Bottoms Unit

[im-the-batmann]

[moopet]

weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

ah, the scalene triangle

loving Cole Sprouse

hating Cole Sprouse 

the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed

the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it

trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 

the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh

“I was here here before MTV!”

12.9 year olds

“what is air” and “my ovaries” 

non-tumblr people were peasants

nice legs daisy dukes

slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen

homestuck

tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)

tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 

Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??

imagine how is touch the sky

“you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon

do she got the booty?

“can you give me directions to the olive garden?”

night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this

[slimetony]

[wholesome-friend-memes]

[kirusei]

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

[kirusei]

PASS INTO THE IRIS

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strangercore]

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

Cool lighters

[iamoutofideas]

Cool lighters

[hungwy]

[facebookgemworld]

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

there is a presence trying to break through this meme and into our world

[zsnes]

its the father

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum