The Flaming Dandelion

Grace/19/Gay/not here for a long time or a good time I’m a huge disappointment to everyone around me :)

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

[hoe4byron]

sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

[lexxynichelle-deactivated201508]

[420moshdad]

dumbass

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

Infomercial Kitten

[banananbee]

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

[jake-trickster]

baby lost in the sauce

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[shesnake]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[mariacallous]

[marcy-playground]

This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.  

[stability]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[verysmallgirl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

[dailytwitterposts]

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[30-minute-memes]

Otter family

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5

[sassbewitchedmyass]

You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didn’t know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, they’re both stuck. But they’re together.

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: They like to sleep in the ‘bear pit’ now

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Update: Jaime Lannister #3 and Brienne like to sleep in the food bowl

The other Jaime Lannister’s prefer to nap on an old broom