quarter life crisis?

Hi I'm Meg and this is where I come to cry 

[snoopingasusualisee]

I’ve never seen a video as powerful as “HIT IT JOE”

[snoopingasusualisee]

this man is the most powerful being on earth and nobody can prove me otherwise

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

[memewhore]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[strangeparker]

[striders]

how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream

[trainthief]

tina fey asking jerry seinfeld if he’s told his kids the truth about santa yet and him just staring at her for 5 seconds straight 

[trainthief]

[trainthief]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[coolgirl]

anyone else feels incredibly weird about Stephen Hawking passing away or is it just me

[keepingaholdofthis]

he kind of just felt like one of those people who couldn’t die

like he had already figured out the physics of death and was like “no”

[pileofknives]

Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

[yzghuldar]

Hah, tell that to Tumblr.

[pileofknives]

My friend I have some great news about what platform I originally posted this to

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[bardstardish]

for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was ‘this is because of grade 9 right?’ and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[versaceslut]

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

when straight people talk to gays

[wizzardhat]

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[ninenine-brooklyn]