Frying for ur sins

May the buttery blessings of chicken jesus, the greasy god, be upon you. voice acting at https://www.mattweiservoiceactor.com/ art & tunes at https://chickenjesus.newgrounds.com/ games at https://chicken-jesus.itch.io/

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[sapphic-puppygirl]

Wh.

What?

[cutecipher]

[chickenjesus]

at the beach my ass was 2 fat and my chair began to return to the Earth

[chickenjesus]

at the beach my ass was 2 fat and my chair began to return to the Earth

[salamispots]

Shrimp/krill merm?

yes : 0

[chickenjesus]

I was a wizard over the weekend! I'm the red one with the hat!

[chickenjesus]

I was a wizard over the weekend! I'm the red one with the hat!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if I'm being honest there is nothing I want more

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are these fish box cutters!

[chickenjesus]

yes I'm a fucking #gamer

[chickenjesus]

[chickenjesus]

man lebron james really still got it wtf

[chickenjesus]

Fredf Fredburger with and without reference. I'm doing jury duty for the first time, it is what I imagine purgatory to be like.

[glutko]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[shyghost22]

20 whole years of mother 3!!

[oblivionloading]

Your milkshake did not bring any boys to the yard.