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listening to music will have you come up with groundbreaking thoughts such as i love music. be careful out there

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

rainyydoves

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

bigbigtruck

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

itsapmseymour

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

lmaonade

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

stop deactivating

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

faustandfurious

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

largishcat

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

minxitsy

descendingsimplicity

dragon-in-a-fez

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then