Chicken Trenders

anything you want

[donhfit-deactivated20190904]

[tboydivision-deactivated2022091]

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

[animalbody]

where are my goth friends who will take flattering candids of me at the cemetery

[oursadsongs-blog]

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“Oh, you’re in my blood like holy wine. You taste so bitter and so sweet. Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling, and I would still be on my feet.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[salamander-shaming]

Someone on Chopped: Adds too much truffle oil to their dish

Me, eating cold Spaghetti-O’s straight out of the can: What a fucking idiot

[aveline-shepard]

[capacity]

me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love

[usiui]

“Nothing’s funny unless you’re runny.” - diarrhea

[chickentrenders]

[paxamericana]

[powerburial]

speak to them in a language they understand

[overdose-art]

Jean-Honoré Fragonard. Clouds.

[oomshi]

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[vhspositive]

[8-bitfiction]

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[wannabeconfident]