BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

my pfp is a neon magenta rendition of branch from trolls that i drew and my banner is a gif of the bratz girlz walking awkwardly this an imag descipon kind of 🦅

[gaypistachio]

Intro post !! (:3 っ)∋

MY ARTFIGHT IS artfight.net/~gayfurbyboi

Hii I'm pistachio you can call me chio 🐌 I'm a guy w he/him pronouns but I am okay with gendered terms of any kind (girl boy etc), MINOR!! #minorcrew

Tag for my art: "#my art" 🥹

Tag for my exclusive favourite ever joy inducing posts: #chios top ten posts of all time

Fandom list yippee yay yay (incomplete)

RANMA 1/2 MANGAASSSS!!!!, Taskmaster, The 2000s Bratz movies, Napoleon Dynamite, IWTV and TVL, Scott Pilgrim, Rosehaven, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, The Regular Show, Ace Attourney, Stranger things season 1!!!!! (cause that's the only one I've seen 😔), BBC sherlock ✨, The Last Of Us (part 1 of the series and the game (i didn't finish the second part of either u-u)), Sherlock and co ✨, ACD Sherlock, The Hunger Games books and movies including sotr, The 2000s barbie movies, Pluribus💖, Arcane, NSYNC, Niche japanese dramas such as Unubore deka, Manhattan love story (not the american one that comes up when you search it i havent seen that) and Nitzche Sensei, Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu, Coraline (did u know t*m b*rton didn't make this movie?), The Monster High movies, Malcolm in the Middle, Derry Girls, 6teen, The Kissing Booth franchise (and other fun bad movies), Smiling friends, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid ✨, Labyrinth, Shoddy horror games made by people that have 1 dollar and a dream

Current favourite songs: The aisle by Pink Pantheress and U Drive Me Crazy by NYSNC 🥹👬

credits: trinketcollectingcrow, sweeteruserboxes, sweetpeauserboxes, woodpeckermarbles, alligwtorblood, sodarlo

Things to note: don't dm me with sexual content even if we are close please. also this is not a terf wizard safe blog. also if you are into queer infighting run away I am going to attack yuo

Okay yargh that's it thanks for reading 💖

[africugh]

Disney channel original movie and chill

[jellyguy-deactivated20140103]

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We miss you 💔

<3

i thought of everyone here today because i found a research paper on how vanillin (chemical compound used for vanilla fragrance and flavoring) can be extracted from cow manure

love the world forever

[fragranticareviewers]

[mosquito-offical]

Thought I was so smart going to a blood drive where I could pick and choose the flavours but I can't get my fucking stinger through the bags 😭😭😭

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kushblazer666]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

this kid is living in 2057

[pangur-and-grim]

his head has never looked fatter or more stupid

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

EDIT: the stupid as fuck son here has done something stupid and got jumped by raccoons. He's going to make a full recovery but the emergency vet is Expensive. https://ko-fi.com/alexmey

featuring: zonked out of his gourd

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[bnha-smashcomics-deactivated202]

Just found out Brahmas chickens exist. Seeing those dudes really reminds me that they’re related to the t-rex. Look at this dude:

You must be saying, but that is just a regular rooster.

WRONG

At this point you’re probably sweating, maybe shaking and crying saying, surely that child is just short, but again you’d be

WRONG

They are big.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

[oncillaphoenix]

I love how at first it looks like a normal chicken coming out of the house:

but then it keeps coming

[cannibalchicken]