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I made this account when I was 14...Haven't had chicken wings in 5 years... but alas I am back on tumblr, you can find me at hoopsechord.tumblr.com

[the-memedaddy]

[feminismisahatemovement]

That took a good thirty seconds longer than it should have

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[zay4ik]

[ruminantchild]

GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT!

[everythingfox]

This is the best picture

[123456886532876234586]

plemp

[humoristics]

Quality guy

credit

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[katswenski]

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[quincette]

Not geese but I think this might make you smile, my darling goose princess @yoolee

[leewritingrecs]

IT DID ahaahah

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fable-the-febland]

Dark Souls: 2011

[blairamour]

this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.

[grisser]

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE

[space-cadet2-0]

@friendswithamonstar

[vocalfox]

@friendswithamonstar

[joshsundquist]

Amputee soccer is kind of hilarious

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[comradepiyaz-deactivated2016020]

this is an extremely important picture

[fear-and-trembling-pdf-deactiva]

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

[scootsenshi]

He has a nice face

[fearwax-deactivated20200108]

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

[thisisarebeljyn]

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

[avatar-dacia]

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[auditorycheesecakes]

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

[elodieunderglass]

this is a terrifyingly brave and insightful take

[garrus-vakkarian]

My favorite review on steam to date 

[striderepiphany]

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.