[callali1y]

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

[sourgunk]

[enki2]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[segamascott]

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[allygn]

how my cat looks to me

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about

[andhumanslovedstories]

My grandpa and a girl he knew prior to my grandma. Wild gun safety but they’re both about 90 these days so guess they really dodged that bullet

[andhumanslovedstories]

This woman by the way sent these pics to my grandpa along with a note that said “happy 90th birthday. By the by, my husband’s dead if you’re interested.” We asked grandpa about her and he was quiet, then said, “to be honest. She had a. Substantial rear end.”

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[casvirgile]

Me when I can ship two best friends together cuz friends to lovers is PEAK

[aurora-sadprose]

this is what i picture when somebody says “the fbi agent looking at me through my camera”

[k1tk4ttt]

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[cloevr]