Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk
Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

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Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk
Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*
I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”
every time I post something like this I get comments and messages to the effect of “how do you FIND this shit” and I really can’t reiterate enough: I live in Oregon and this shit finds me whether I like it or not
Uno, dos, stress
(via instortveilig)
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
i’d kill for a steady income tbh
so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
Damn…
I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?
someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
Person: Wow, why are you all dressed up just for going to the grocery store?
Me:
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking
boys are so fucking dumb if you change your picture they think you’re a different person like even children have a better grasp of object permanence
2017 mood: “I am Not Going to Kill the Entire Executive Branch of Government But If Something Happens to Them Then It Happens to Them”
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
I always wondered that…
…….omg … wait …. omg