CHICKSICLE

18 - Arizona - University of Arizona

[chicksicle-blog]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every time I post something like this I get comments and messages to the effect of “how do you FIND this shit” and I really can’t reiterate enough: I live in Oregon and this shit finds me whether I like it or not

[sashayed]

[ephemorall]

Uno, dos, stress

(via instortveilig)

[kimbbearlyold]

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

[hollowboobtheory]

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

[hollowboobtheory]

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

[spaceoperatics-deactivated20141]

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

[swagintherain]

Damn…

[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why are you all dressed up just for going to the grocery store?

Me: 

[captain-fucking-levi]

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

[broccolizard]

you are though—its called your life

[captain-fucking-levi]

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

[marcholasmoth]

but those are your demons

[captain-fucking-levi]

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

[arcadeigannon]

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

[dilfcomplex-deactivated20140924]

boys are so fucking dumb if you change your picture they think you’re a different person like even children have a better grasp of object permanence

[falsedetective]

2017 mood: “I am Not Going to Kill the Entire Executive Branch of Government But If Something Happens to Them Then It Happens to Them”

[chicksicle-blog]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[tillerboomin]

I always wondered that…

[xmuvatokyo]

…….omg … wait …. omg

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]