L'enfant Cheri @chicksncash - Tumblr Blog

Why hellooooo there:

Ladies. *eyebrow waggle*

I am Marechal Andrea Massena - you may call me Andre, should you so wish. I am here on this hellsite - er... plane of existence now - again? Again. My handler (oh she can handle me ANYtime... hue hue hue) had a few... small minor ISSUES to hammer out.

Now I am BACK and better than ever, baby.

You can find ME here - along with my wife, Rosalie, our children, and my son-in-law, Honore Reille.

You can also find my closest friend, Charles-Pierre Augereau, his brother, Jean-Pierre and Jean-Pierre's husband, Louis Lemoine. (Along with obviously Madame SansGene - Therese Figueur and Chaz's wife, Gabrielle Grach.

That being said, it is OBVIOUS we don't tolerate homophobia here. Chaz never did either, and accepted his brother and his brother's lover and so do I.

Feel free to ask me anything, but do keep in mind I have the right to NOT answer your questions if they disturb any of my companions OR the sensibilities of my handler, Madame DuQuay-Kleber (HOW in the... ugh... no taste, that woman has!)

I am NOT currently on the market for mistresses. Sorry. Full up. Can't take no more.

#Correspondence from Nice #pinned post #intropost #Andre is BACK bitches #The guido and the parigot

*gives Massena 20 francs taken from @the-lady-of-roses*

Hello, Monsieur Massena! I always wanted to meet you. Can i have an autograph?

@the-little-miss-poet

WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS?

Of course! *rummages around in papers, grumbling*

AHA! Here - an engraving AND a signature, my dear! *hands her back the 20 Francs too*

#correspondence from nice #historical roleplay #roleplay

teenpoleon

auggie better shut up abt rent istg this boy

chicksncash

I shall NOT shut up about the rent! You owe us for... for... Psst, Andre, what does Bonaparte owe us? Massena: Hmmmm.... perhaps I'd forgive the rent if he gave me back my LIVORNO MILLIONS THAT RAGAZZO BASTARD!

teenpoleon

SHUT UP. YOU, ANDRE, MARMONT AND JUNOT ALLLLL NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I OWE YOU ALL. SHUUUUUUUTTTTT UPPPPP

chicksncash

(massena) "I hear there's a corner free down in the Saint-Marcel district. Where was it again?" (Ags) "Oh, Andre - you wouldn't DARE suggest....." (Massena) "Yeah, you're right... can't expect him to pick up a sou with that haggard LOOK he's got going." (Ags) "... I know of a pizza place that could use someone dancing outside it dressed as a slice...." (Massena) "Pfft, more like a breadstick..." (Ags) "and a meagre one at that!"

#napoleonic wars #roleplay #historical roleplay #napoleon bonaparte #napoleonic history #teenpoleon interacts

teenpoleon

auggie better shut up abt rent istg this boy

chicksncash

I shall NOT shut up about the rent! You owe us for... for... Psst, Andre, what does Bonaparte owe us? Massena: Hmmmm.... perhaps I'd forgive the rent if he gave me back my LIVORNO MILLIONS THAT RAGAZZO BASTARD!

#napoleonic wars #roleplay #historical roleplay #napoleon bonaparte #napoleonic history #teenpoleon speaks #gonna haunt your ass #Augereau and Massena #Aggie and Addie lol #Massena is still mad about the Livorno millions #like #forever man #lol

teenpoleon

I FUCKING HATE YOUR STUPID ASS HAIRCUT!!! CUT IT ALL OFF!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS AGONIZING TO LOOK AT

NO MY HAIRCUT IS BEAUTIFYL AND I WONT HAVE SOM. SOME . some FUCKIGN NOBODY TELL ME OTHERWISE. ITS NOT JUST A PHASE

chicksncash

It's a fuckass bob - did you let Marmont cut it again when you were all drunk?

teenpoleon

its not just a bob its fucking Beautiful bitch

chicksncash

*Augereau looks at Massena, who looks at Augereau*

#napoleonic tumblr #napoleonic wars #napoleon bonaparte #roleplay #historical roleplay #teenpoleon reblogs #I can see these assholes doing this lol

teenpoleon

I FUCKING HATE YOUR STUPID ASS HAIRCUT!!! CUT IT ALL OFF!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS AGONIZING TO LOOK AT

NO MY HAIRCUT IS BEAUTIFYL AND I WONT HAVE SOM. SOME . some FUCKIGN NOBODY TELL ME OTHERWISE. ITS NOT JUST A PHASE

chicksncash

It's a fuckass bob - did you let Marmont cut it again when you were all drunk?

#hue hue hue #correspondence from nice #Not nice ROFL #napoleonic tumblr #RPF shit lol

napolebonasacc

Napolèon on a Hunt in the Forest of Compiègne

By Carle Vernet

chicksncash

NOT. FUNNY!

*has flashbacks and ends up hiding under the bed*

WHYYYYYYYYYYY MUST YOU RAGAZZI TORMENT ME SO!!!

#napoleon's awkward hunting parties #watch out Massena #lol I HAD TO

le4d-poisoning

Was out jogging and almost shat myself seeing this

MY GUY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

chicksncash

Mr. Worldwide... muwhahahahhaa Wait until Madame DuQuay goes to the town named after me that's an hour or so away from her, to the city hall there and TAKES A PICTURE OF MY PORTRAIT THAT SITS THERE.

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