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Books on Libby have started disappearing.
My friend pointed it out first, and then I started noticing too. Why would books that multiple libraries definitely, 100% had digital access to a couple of months/weeks/days ago disappear?
Amazon is getting exclusive rights to them.
Ebooks that the public library once had digital copies of are now only available through Amazon. Audible boasts on their covers about Audible-exclusive audiobooks that did not used to be Audible-exclusive. Entire series and collections are disappearing overnight.
Keep your eyes on the privatization of media and your libraries.
According to this article on The Verge, it's been happening since at least 2021, but if I were to make a guess, Amazon has doubled down recently in response to the boycotts: if there are specific books people want, particularly ones only available digitally available, they now have the monopoly, and you are forced to scab, which often also means remaking your account and breaking your boycott altogether.
Now more than ever, support your local libraries, support authors directly when possible, and support your local used bookstores!
Two reminders from your local librarian!
First: If you can’t find a book on Libby, check to see if your library has Hoopla. It’s a library app much like Libby that has ebooks, as well as music, TV shows, and movies. Using Hoopla and Libby supports your library system!
Second: If you like e-readers, don’t get a Kindle. They’re bound to Amazon and you can only use their app (and Libby with a workaround). Get an e-ink tablet that runs Android, like the Boox by Onyx. I have a Boox Go Color 7 and use it almost every day. You can download books from all the ebook stores, use Libby and Hoopla, and comic/manga/webtoon apps. Almost everything on the Google Play store works on it.
The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.
They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.
Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.
Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.
“Be that as it may, she died a Queen who had lived for long, both gloriously and happily in this world. With her dies the family of Tudor, originally of Welsh extraction. As to her personal appearance, she leaves the fame of past though never quite lost beauty. As to her mental qualities, they quote ever so many instances of prudence, not emanating from the Council, but in many important cases the result of her sole deliberation. She possessed nine languages so thoroughly that each appeared to be her native tongue; five of these were the languages of peoples governed by her, English, Welsh, Cornish, Scottish, for that part of her possessions where they are still savage, and Irish. All of them are so different, that it is impossible for those who speak the one to understand any of the others. Besides this, she spoke perfectly Latin, French, Spanish, and Italian extremely well. The Kingdom is naturally strong in the tides which wash its shores, and vary as much as six and more fathoms of water. For defence of the Kingdom the Queen leaves behind her thirty-eight ships between great and small. One of these she kept as a trophy on shore; it was the ship in which Drake made his circumnavigation of the globe. Only fifteen of these thirty-eight are fitted out, just now, with munitions of war. There are munitions sufficient in store to arm upwards of two hundred ships. And she can raise forty thousand men, besides the sixty thousand already entered on the parish registers for the protection of the shore; add to these ships the Scottish fleet, whatever size it may be, and one may almost say that the new King can make a bridge of ships across the sea. The Queen leaves a quantity of jewels, both belonging to the Crown and her own private property, but not more than half a million in money.”
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Giovanni Carlo Scaramelli, Venetian Secretary in England, to the Doge and Senate, paying tribute to Elizabeth I.
7 April, 1603. http://www.british-history.ac.uk/cal-state-papers/venice/vol9/pp562-570
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how many libraries could you get to from where you live now without looking up directions?
none
one
two
three
four
five or six
seven or eight
nine or ten
eleven to fifteen
sixteen to twenty
twenty to thirty
more than that
You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge
Ooh, this was a really interesting question!
The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
Most Used Tudor Related Resources
(Not behind a paywall)
Vulgate.org
A literal translation of the Vulgate into English
Project Gutenberg
Public domain books, including dialogues from Erasmus, Elizabethan era plays, works by Skelton, Holinshed, George Cavendish, Philip Sidney.
British History Online
Home to Calendar of State Papers Foreign and Domestic.
Acts and Monuments
All the Elizabethan editions of Foxe's work online.
Bible Gateway
Searchable online bible, including Wycliffe's Bible, KJV, 1599 Geneva Bible.
Not my most used resources, but ones useful for anyone researching this era. (Being more of a French history person, I think the primary source I used most often in my research was Pierre de l’Estoile, whose Journal is a lot of fun to read once you get used to the strange spelling and grammar of 16th-century French.)
Albumen print of a group of 19th century men dressed in 16th century costume, c. 1890s
Miranda Richardson as Queen (Queenie) Elizabeth I
Blackadder II
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By the way, if any of you, like me, are nerds who love maps, I highly recommend checking out the Turgot map. I won't link it or tumblr will eat this post, but you can find it just by searching Wikipedia - it's an incredibly detailed 3D map of Paris made in the 1730s, and by "incredibly detailed," I mean
incredibly
incredibly
INCREDIBLY
DETAILED!
Look, there's Notre Dame! Individual trees! Individual lampposts! Individual boats!! (Some of them even have little people in lol, though clearly not to scale)
The full scan is over 35,000 pixels wide, guys! That's over 10 feet of map!! All drawn and engraved by hand! I'm freaking out a little! What an absolutely amazing piece of history & art!
In Brittany of western France (French: lit-clos), a ‘box-bed’ was a bed enclosed in furniture that looked like a cupboard, half-opened or not, placed on short legs to prevent moisture due to dirt floor. In homes with usually only one room, the box-bed allowed some privacy and helped keep people warm during winter. Box-beds were also used to protect people from the animals (pigs, hens) also living in the house, or even to protect them from wolves that might enter houses and snatch babies. They were used until the 20th century and were adopted in other European countries too.
Henry’s coronation was followed almost at once by his marriage. As his mother pointed out in a letter to Bellièvre, the surintendant des finances, savings would be made, notably in the distribution of gifts, by combining the king’s coronation and wedding. The marriage contract was signed on 14 February and the wedding followed next day. De Thou tells us that it was delayed till the afternoon because Henry took so long fussing over his attire and that of his bride, but royal weddings always took place then to allow time for the participants to recover from the previous previous evening’s festivities. Henry arrived at Rheims cathedral in pomp preceded by bugles and trumpets. Behind him walked the bride’s father, the count of Vaudémont. Louise’s cortège followed. Tall and blond, she wore a gown and heavy cope of mauve velvet embroidered with fleurs-de-lys. Her future brothers-in-law, the duc d’Anjou and the king of Navarre, walked on either side of her. Behind came Catherine de’ Medici and many princesses and other ladies. For once Catherine had set aside the mourning she had worn since her husband’s death in 1559. The wedding itself took place outside the cathedral’s main porch under a canopy of gold cloth. It was followed by a low mass within the cathedral celebrated by cardinal de Bourbon and the day was rounded off by a banquet and a ball at the archiepiscopal palace. According to a Venetian witness, the king and 12 princes wore suits of silver cloth adorned with pearls and jewels. The new queen, too, was superbly dressed.
Robert J. Knecht, Hero or Tyrant? Henry III, King of France, 1574-89 (pp. 105-106)
At first glance Louise de Lorraine looks like a Renaissance Cinderella story–the unappreciated young woman mistreated by her cold step-mother rescued by a handsome young king/prince–only to turn into a nightmare. Maybe that handsome king isn’t as stable as she first thought…and maybe he doesn’t really like her for herself, but because she looks a lot like his dead ex-lover who he idealizes…
How has no one written a Louise-centric novel casting her as Cinderella? The White Queen turned Elizabeth Woodville’s life into a Cinderella-gone-wrong story, it’s Louise’s turn.
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I agree with you, @ignorethisrandom, about Queen Louise and her fate. I really don’t think that Henri III loved her for herself: his initial attraction to her had to have been because of her resemblance to Marie de Clèves, and later for her docile personality and the simple fact that she wasn’t a foreign princess whose house could meddle in French politics (ironic, because her family later turned against the king and sided with Guise in the 1580s).
I think that Louise slides under the radar of most people who research French history because she played at most a background role in the politics of her time and didn’t really rock the boat or draw attention to herself in any way. Sources I’ve read talk about Henri dressing her extravagantly, doing her hair, and making up her face, but with no indication of whether Louise herself had any input or even choice about any of that. Most of the queens of France whom history remembers are those who had agency or rebelled against what was expected of them in some way--women like Eleanor of Aquitaine, Catherine de’ Medici, Marguerite de Valois, and even Marie Antoinette--but Louise did what was expected of her and mostly faded from the public memory because of it. Even the French revolutionaries didn’t loot her grave--probably not because they felt any affection for her, but more likely because they knew nothing about her save her name.
Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don't know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and other Victorian gothic horror stories)?
Like this young person didn't even know about goddamn Gutenberg which is a SHAME. I linked to it and they went "aw yiss time to do a theft" and I was like "I mean yo ho ho and all that, sure, but. you know gutenberg is entirely legal, right?"
Anyway I'm gonna put this in a few Choice Tags (sorry dracula fans I DID mention it though so it's fair game) and then put some Cool Links in a reblog so this post will still show UP in said tags lmao.
Spreading the news to my followers - if you weren’t aware of this before, here’s the link to Project Gutenberg - https://www.gutenberg.org/
Project Gutenberg is a gigantic collection of books that are in the public domain. You can read the books through the site or you can download them in various formats so you can get the format you prefer for your eReader of choice.
It is free.
It is legal.
I was reviewing the list of the top 100 books downloaded yesterday and I saw a fair few that I had to read for college classes - so if you’re a college student and your professor assigns you to read Plato or any number of older works, check here before you buy a copy.
I reread the Anne series several years back - they were free through this. I need to reread Pride and Prejudice at least once a year, and my e-book version is from this. Someone recommended Jekyll and Hyde to me a few weeks back and I got a free copy from this. When I went to Haworth on my last holiday before the plague times, I brought books by the Bronte sisters with me to read or reread that I downloaded from here. It’s a great resource.
Yes yes yes! I was honestly so flabbergasted that this young person hadn't heard of the gutenberg project! It's been around for AGES, maybe longer than the kindle has? And it's such a huge project and wonderful resource! It used to be a household name (or maybe that's just my family, thanks to my dad being a cheapskate nerd [affectionate]). I was so glad to be able to share this resource and others with them though, and I wanted to make sure no one else was missing out!
If you look at the first reblog from me I also recommended a few other resources, most of which were from www.archive.org, home of the Wayback Machine! They run openlibrary.org, where you can check out ebooks of some public domain titles! They even have the Bone series by Jeff Smith!
And archive.org itself has all kinds of public domain media including music and movies! For Dracula fans, here's a radio show adaptation of the book, starring Orson Welles! And here's a 1920 movie adaptation of "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," starring John Barrymore, the grandfather of Drew Barrymore!
I'm so excited to see people falling in love with classic media through Dracula Daily! Let's keep that fire blazing!
Also, if you can't handle reading things, check out libirvox.org! it's a free audio book project taking public domain works and people doing free audiobooks! there's a lot of great stuff on there, but it takes things in the public domain and makes audio books out of them!
it's a super nice project, and you can find some really nice readers there!
some more stuff my loves!!
wikisource: public domain texts
> index for edgar allan poe
> index for HG wells (incomplete)
> index for arthur conan doyle
> index for oscar wilde
wikisource is an open project! meaning you can help transcribe and/or proofread texts so more people have access to literature!!
here’s the main page for the transcription project. for example, the works of jules verne volumes 1 through 15 is ongoing.
Ghotic gargoyles from Notre-Dame de Paris
Catherine of Lorraine (3 November 1573 – 7 March 1648) was the Abbess of Remiremont.
Catherine was the seventh child and fourth daughter of Charles III, Duke of Lorraine, and his wife Claude, daughter of Henry II of France and Catherine de’ Medici. Her mother died in childbirth in 1575 when Catherine was a year and a half. She was born at the Ducal Palace of Lorraine in Nancy, capital of the Duchy of Lorraine.
Catherine was devoted to religion and even went as far to ignore an alliance with the future Holy Roman Emperor, Ferdinand II.
In 1602 Catherine became the Coadjutrice of the Abbey. In 1612 she became the Abbess of the prestigious Remiremont Abbey, a Benedictine abbey near Remiremont, Vosges, France. The previous abbess, Elizabeth of Salm, had resigned specifically for Catherine to take the post.
Remiremont was one of the most important, illustrious and aristocratic Abbey in France and was closely associated with the House of Lorraine. She later became the coadjutor to her niece, Margaret. Margaret had lost her mother in 1627 and went to live with Catherine at Remiremont. The young Marguerite was later the Duchess of Orléans as wife Gaston, scandalous brother of Louis XIII. Margaret, as a result of marrying Gaston without royal permission, was sent into exile with her husband in Brussels.
In 1638 the troops of Turenne occupied Remiremont for a month. The following year the Princess obtained the neutrality of Vosges (for Epinal, Remiremont, Bruyère, St Dié, Arches) for the rest of the Thirty Years War.
She died in a Lorraine which had been ravaged by the Thirty Years war. At her death, the abbey was given to her great niece Élisabeth Marguerite d'Orléans who ruled the abbey under a regency of her parents, the Duke and Duchess of Orléans.
Remiremont was ruled by two more Lorraine princesses; Élisabeth Charlotte (1700–1711) and then Anne Charlotte (1714–1773).
Rouen’s Gros-Horloge (Big Clock) is a 14th-century astronomical clock movement installed in a 16th-century arch spanning the Rue du Gros-Horloge in the center of the city. The movement is one of the oldest in France and is in working order, but the clock has been powered by electricity since the 1920s. The adjacent Gothic belfry was built between the 14th and 15th centuries and holds the bells linked to the clock.
The underside of the Renaissance arch is decorated with an elaborate bas-relief of Jesus as the Good Shepherd. It is easy to miss the details of the arch in the hustle and bustle of the crowds in this part of the city.
Photos by Charles Reeza, October 2021