The Chief

"Didn't you die in a plane crash" no

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@brucesimmonsblogs get officer guy apparently someone's on fire

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Genuinely what is happening everyday

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@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

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I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

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It's okay I've been there too

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What

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Nothing

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I swear to you I am not pregnant and I'm not going to be pregnant

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But I need someone to help me with my 2nd experiment

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WHAT??

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IM NOT DOING IT TO MYSEKF AGAIN PLEAEE HELP ME

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I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT

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I'll give 1 million

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But what if it's scary

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Too bad

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Okay fine only because I'm curious now

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@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

It's okay I've been there too

[chiefofpoliceblog]

What

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Nothing

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I swear to you I am not pregnant and I'm not going to be pregnant

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

But I need someone to help me with my 2nd experiment

[chiefofpoliceblog]

WHAT??

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

IM NOT DOING IT TO MYSEKF AGAIN PLEAEE HELP ME

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

I'll give 1 million

[chiefofpoliceblog]

But what if it's scary

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

It's okay I've been there too

[chiefofpoliceblog]

What

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Nothing

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I swear to you I am not pregnant and I'm not going to be pregnant

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

But I need someone to help me with my 2nd experiment

[chiefofpoliceblog]

WHAT??

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

IM NOT DOING IT TO MYSEKF AGAIN PLEAEE HELP ME

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

It's okay I've been there too

[chiefofpoliceblog]

What

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Nothing

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I swear to you I am not pregnant and I'm not going to be pregnant

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

But I need someone to help me with my 2nd experiment

[chiefofpoliceblog]

WHAT??

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

It's okay I've been there too

[chiefofpoliceblog]

What

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

Nothing

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I swear to you I am not pregnant and I'm not going to be pregnant

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

It's okay I've been there too

[chiefofpoliceblog]

What

[drfinklesheetzoffical]

@chiefofpoliceblog congrats on ur pregnancy

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMN IT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I support you being mpreg sir

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Is it a boy or girl

[chiefofpoliceblog]

NEITHER

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Right the baby needs to chose if it's a boy name him cheif jr if it's a girl cheuf jr if its non binary name them cheif jr

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

It's okay me and Brooklyn guy support you and your pregnancy journey

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THERE ISN'T A BABY INSIDE ME

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Wait.. its a flashlight?? You hooked up with a flashlight??

[chiefofpoliceblog]

WHAT??

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I didnt know you like flashlights but I support

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I DON'T LIKE FLASHLIGHTS WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I support you being mpreg sir

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Is it a boy or girl

[chiefofpoliceblog]

NEITHER

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Right the baby needs to chose if it's a boy name him cheif jr if it's a girl cheuf jr if its non binary name them cheif jr

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

It's okay me and Brooklyn guy support you and your pregnancy journey

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THERE ISN'T A BABY INSIDE ME

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Wait.. its a flashlight?? You hooked up with a flashlight??

[chiefofpoliceblog]

WHAT??

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I support you being mpreg sir

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Is it a boy or girl

[chiefofpoliceblog]

NEITHER

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Right the baby needs to chose if it's a boy name him cheif jr if it's a girl cheuf jr if its non binary name them cheif jr

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

It's okay me and Brooklyn guy support you and your pregnancy journey

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THERE ISN'T A BABY INSIDE ME

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I support you being mpreg sir

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Is it a boy or girl

[chiefofpoliceblog]

NEITHER

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Right the baby needs to chose if it's a boy name him cheif jr if it's a girl cheuf jr if its non binary name them cheif jr

[chiefofpoliceblog]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT I'M NOT PREGNANT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I support you being mpreg sir

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT

[brucesimmonsblogs]

Is it a boy or girl

[chiefofpoliceblog]

NEITHER

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[brucesimmonsblogs]

I support you being mpreg sir

[chiefofpoliceblog]

I'M NOT PREGNANT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH

[jacquespierrefrancois]

I'll talk to him🥹

[chiefofpoliceblog]

Thank you the officers keep questioning me

[chiefofpoliceblog]

@jacquespierrefrancois can you tell your snail friend to stop mailing me birth control

[jacquespierrefrancois]

WHAT

[chiefofpoliceblog]

HE THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE PLANE CRASH