constant surprises

David | 23 | US/EU | snap/insta: davberger

[amateur]

[theyellowbrickroad]

[hellyeahkoalas]

[fagish]

Wow he got game

[laurentianghosts]

[adonischildsupportcase]

Thinking outside the box

[jetsetterdreamsjetbluemoney]

Definition of hustle

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[satans-personal-inkwell]

Wait I’m sorry is Daniel Radcliffe in Fallout.?

[abdullvh11]

first it hurts you, then it changes u

[screenshotsofdespair]

Existential crisis.

[metalqueersalad]

[biodegrade]

how bout u nerds “Marvel” at a pair of titties for once

[userboxed]

[dark-ruins]

[voldemo]

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you

[saddest-cat-hours]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[mydarkenedeyes]

[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

someone went back to the devonian period to post this