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#Guess who's back.#Kinda.#Briefly.#I'unno.

“ you need to cut the fucking attitude– if i wanted you there, i’d ask. “

Biker gave a frustrated groan and ruffled his sea green head, taking a moment to think this whole STUPID conversation over.

“ … alright yeah. whatever. show up. if the cops come around you’re hiding in my room, got it? i’m not getting arrested for bullshit. “

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Y’know you want me there. I’m a fucking blast.

[ she puts her hands in her pockets, rocking back and forth from her heel to her toe. c’mon. just say she can come. ]

Nice. Nice. Fine. But they won’t show up, I know it. Thanks again, bucko.

#thebikerscleaver #[ huffs!!! and throws a left hook. ]#take YOuR Finger ofF of my FOREHEAD

mountieeh

“Oh, it is no trouble at all. We simply forget these little things sometimes, nothing a helpful reminder can’t fix.”

chiharude-blog

So, like, what’s with that getup anyways, huh? Looks real doofy, if y’ask me.

#mountieeh #{ GOOD }

" think fast-- " The biker whips a container of Peeps at the girl.

Wait, wh--

[ whoops. nope. she gets whapped in the face with those peeps. damn, that’s going to leave a mark. ]

#{ A DAY LATE. }#thebikerscleaver

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I’m getting that ‘don’t ask obvious questions or you’re going to get obvious answers’ vibe here

#yoshidamn #its us

bluemm99

OC friendly...really?

Reblog if you’re OC friendly.

Not ‘ i say i’m OC friendly but don’t even glance at OC’s ‘

Not ‘ yeah but they have to have 3 about pages 5 graphics and sacrifice 6 virgins ‘

Not ‘ make an OC read all my pages and not look at theirs ‘

Not ‘ i file ALL OC’s into the godmodding horrible type and only rp with OC’s whose muns are my friends. ‘

i’m not saying you can’t be picky, on my canon blogs i’m picky too, just…reblog if you actually talk to OC’s and look at them before stereotyping them.

#{ *softly takes off shirt* }#ooc #psa!

starrysurrealism

#HOLY CRAP #food //

thebikerscleaver-blog

“ you are still very much younger than me. and very much younger than the people i invite. so, yeah, i would have to play babysitter. “

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Yeah, but what if I, gasp! Fucking took to my own or some shit like that. I wouldn’t be in anyone’s hair, just there to fucking have fun. I’m not a huge fucking bother or anything like that, Arceus above.

#thebikerscleaver #Wanna bet?#I'll punch you right here right now.#C'mon. Put up ya dukes.#[ puts up fists. jabs. ]

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a pause as he stops to consider her for a moment. she’s never fired a gun? most people that find their way into interpol have some experience with weapons. what comes out of his mouth is perhaps a little more rude than usual, but he can’t help it, ` and i thought they’d hire someone with experience. `

trying to egg her on. not only does she need to use a weapon, but she needs patience. if she’s one to lose her temper far to quickly, things could get ugly.

` i assume you at least know how to pokémon battle. and throw punches of your own. `

well, he knows what they’ll start with. there’s a shooting range not too far from headquarters that he can take her too, show her how to handle a gun and how to shoot one too. not hard when you get the hang of it, not hard at all.

a sigh slips past his lips. when they step out of headquarters, he reaches for one of his poké balls to release archer. the arcanine sniffs towards the strange girl curiously, ears perked and tail held high. who is she? who is she? a new friend!

` this is archer. `

chiharude-blog

Wow, hey, thanks.

[ she mutters, huffing as she follows him along. she has a very thin patience that she’s been at least trying to work on ever since she made the decision to join the interpol, but taking one look at her in the wrong way could set her off. she’s not quite near the point where she can even say that she’s patient. calling her patient would be like saying slugma is an ice pokémon. it just doesn’t add up. ]

Well, yeah. Or else I wouldn’t be out here, now would I?

[ as she steps out of the headquarters, she doesn’t notice that he had actually gone and let out his arcanine. and damn, there it is, a huge fluffy mass looking at her in curiousity, and she can’t help but crack a smile. he’s adorable. she almost wants to pet the arcanine, but arceus knows how that would go. ]

He’s pretty cute. I’m assuming you’ve had him since he was a Growlithe, right?

[ she takes this time to take out one of her pokéballs, the one she knows has genesis in it, and lets him out to meet the others pokémon. a shimmer surrounds him as he’s let out, and she grins. ]

That’s Genesis.

[ once his name is mentioned, the gengar looks up at chiharu, then to the arcanine, and then yoshida, a grin on his face. nice! new people are always fun to be around. ]

#yoshidamn #{ sw eats adnw rites a lot }