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crying potato

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[indecentkhakiskirt]

The thing people don't understand about Bella is that she unconditionally and irrevocably matched Edward's freak. He broke into her house to watch her sleep, fucked up her truck so she couldn't see her other friends, ate tears off of her face, and she was super into it. That's why fan lore where Bella is grounded or relatable doesn't work. We were explicitly told that she was these things because it's how she saw herself, but at every possible turn in the entire series she is insane and melodramatic and obsessively insecure and controlling and that's why she and Edward belong together.

[yenvengerberg]

"You lied. You like roller coasters." "No. I fucking love roller coasters." ALLIE HAYES & DEAN DI LAURENTIS | Off Campus

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

[cockyroaches]

I really like how sdv gets lumped with other cosy games bc everyone who's ever played it will gladly tell you it's a nightmare race against the clock 90% of the time. Fish me an octopus.

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

[maggotcat]

one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

[twiststreet]

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[jojaxcola]

peep peep

[jojamart mockumentary #10]

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[murp-cat]

I really do love Alex's backstory.... I think it's one of the best in Stardew.... I have this head cannon of Dusty being from Alex's past life when he was living with his parents, being one of the only good things he had in his life while living with his father...and when his mom died, George and Evelyn didn't have the heart to leave Dusty behind because they knew how much he meant to Alex. So they brought him to the valley, but decided to keep him outside as a sort of compromise. George doesn't like dogs, but the man def has a soft spot for his grandson.

Of course this would make Dusty a very elderly dog when the farmer arrives at the town, but eh. I kind of like the idea of Alex loving his old mangy dog who's been with him forever

I want Dusty to live on the farm with you when you marry alex so bad!!!!!

(EDIT: also yes i had to give little Alex that country boy little kid mullet that some parent's give their kids. If you think that kid wasn't rocking an ugly little awkward sporty kid mullet, idk what you're on)

[drawnsnake]

Inb4 I got a note from a bear and a sidequest from a raccoon

[nintendo-wheee]

[stillhashed]

I missed being able to post anything for the 10th anniversary, and I then realised that I haven't done any fan art in a LONG time. Stardew has my heart and I'm glad to see it going strong even a decade later.

[northforwinter]

You trespass onto MY property. In the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. You break into MY shed, and KIDNAP ME. Then you have the nerve to charge me a THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR MEDICAL FEES???? FOR WHAT??

[moosekleenex]

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[poppyballerine]

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