Surrender your loss of emotion ;)

Hey there I'm so alive I'm dead, my veins filling up with lead, I feel my heart forming into China sculpted acid, and you thought your life was a mold set for you to fill. Break away, don't just shatter the preset machination. Find your star and the surrounding planets, and become your own solar system. Don't mind me, I'm a comet drifting underneath your happiest forgotten memories.

[beingbreannaleigh]

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

[illuminatedtrash]

[jaeon009]

I tried

[zanderjdc]

Dude fuck off

[93749185789183]

hey man don’t be rude to ppl for their gaming choices some people like league of legends and other people have good taste

[child-79]

Lol

[funnygamememes]

[child-79]

Magical

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[budgiebabies]

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

And he rode off, to fight other cycling-related wrongs. [video]

[godtechturninheads]

i tried to take a picture damnit

[pineapplekingtyler-deactivated2]

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

[fling-pussy]

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

[yougurtandchocolate-deactivated]

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

[neekolexo]

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

[gingah-ninjah]

is this tinkerbell?

[godtechturninheads]

This is the first time in a year that this gif has been on my dash. This stupid gif has existed for a year and it gave me 21k nerds, /b/ love/hate/gibberish, and I haven’t decided if it was a good thing or not.

Happy one year *takes a shot*

[dawnrie-face]

[babblingbrookanimations]

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

[toxic-ponies]

These are awesome

[starwars]

Throwback Thursday - When you get ready for the day and you know you look good.

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lizclimo]

Thanks, Tastefully Offensive! Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!! 

 tastefullyoffensive:

Check out more of Liz’s cute and hilarious comics on her website and buy her new book, which has 50 never-before-seen comics.

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

[child-79]

100% relatable

[sexcretos]

[sunnysundown]

i fuckin hate soccer

[child-79]

Lol

[weloveshortvideos]

[shoopsi]

We tried to fight back but they were too strong.

[mickeyandcompany]

Real Life Disney, by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen

[kumagawa]

[child-79]

Holy fuck