I'm eight years old and you can eff off

WHO let this child drive a bus 

[bduconvenience]

[A small child places a single bag of skittles on the counter as she struggles to look the cashier in the eyes.]

Hello there. How can I help you?

[He keeps his tone gentle so as not to frighten the child any further.]

[childbusdriver]

Can I buy these, please?

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

everyones always loooooves cats. nya this. nya that. wheres the dog rep this so sad.

-@dogpassenger

I'M A DOG PERSON!!! AND A CAT PERSON!!! I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A KITTEN!!!! :)

[dogpassenger]

neoww dog rep in this WORLD! meanz to dogs and dogies.

[childbusdriver]

doggie!!

[sleepover-busdriver]

passengers i am inviting you to lay on the floor with me its. floor tjme. wahoo

[childbusdriver]

floor time!

[librarianbusdriver]

hello,,,,,,,, do you have any juice

I have . . .apply juice

[childbusdriver]

can I have some?

[childbusdriver]

... i want an apple juice...

[sleepover-busdriver]

heeyy we're comin' up on a rest stop anyone want anything? .....,,welll haha. assuming its not closed.

[childbusdriver]

can I get some juice..?

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh uhm.. yes!! i can grab some...nnext time we find an actual store..! what flavor?

[childbusdriver]

apple...?

[sleepover-busdriver]

heeyy we're comin' up on a rest stop anyone want anything? .....,,welll haha. assuming its not closed.

[childbusdriver]

can I get some juice..?

[passengermothman]

all of you need to just go to a park and play on the playground. maybe we would be okay if that happened - mothman

[childbusdriver]

can we go together

[helpfulbusdriver]

Going to the Busdonalds, does anyone want anything?

[childbusdriver]

chickin nugget :)

[criminalpassenger]

mister criminal have you seen my stuffie

(oh dear god a child)

um. mayhaps.. what does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

isa. blue cat stuffie. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!! 

[helpfulbusdriver]

(Oh boy.)

What does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

you have to PROMISE not to be mean to me about it

[helpfulbusdriver]

Don't worry, I won't be.

[childbusdriver]

it’s. it’s a cat stuffie. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Oh! I like stuffed animals too. :) What color is it?

[childbusdriver]

it’s. pale blue. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Alright. Do you know where you last saw it?

[childbusdriver]

i. i can take you there 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Okay!

[childbusdriver]

[She grabs his hand, and leads him a few streets over] 

I dropped it. and. and it went missing

[helpfulbusdriver]

Hmm..

You're sure someone didn't take it?

[childbusdriver]

I don’ think so...

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!! 

[helpfulbusdriver]

(Oh boy.)

What does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

you have to PROMISE not to be mean to me about it

[helpfulbusdriver]

Don't worry, I won't be.

[childbusdriver]

it’s. it’s a cat stuffie. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Oh! I like stuffed animals too. :) What color is it?

[childbusdriver]

it’s. pale blue. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Alright. Do you know where you last saw it?

[childbusdriver]

i. i can take you there 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Okay!

[childbusdriver]

[She grabs his hand, and leads him a few streets over] 

I dropped it. and. and it went missing

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!! 

[helpfulbusdriver]

(Oh boy.)

What does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

you have to PROMISE not to be mean to me about it

[helpfulbusdriver]

Don't worry, I won't be.

[childbusdriver]

it’s. it’s a cat stuffie. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Oh! I like stuffed animals too. :) What color is it?

[childbusdriver]

it’s. pale blue. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Alright. Do you know where you last saw it?

[childbusdriver]

i. i can take you there 

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!! 

[helpfulbusdriver]

(Oh boy.)

What does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

you have to PROMISE not to be mean to me about it

[helpfulbusdriver]

Don't worry, I won't be.

[childbusdriver]

it’s. it’s a cat stuffie. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

Oh! I like stuffed animals too. :) What color is it?

[childbusdriver]

it’s. pale blue. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!! 

[helpfulbusdriver]

(Oh boy.)

What does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

you have to PROMISE not to be mean to me about it

[helpfulbusdriver]

Don't worry, I won't be.

[childbusdriver]

it’s. it’s a cat stuffie. 

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!! 

[helpfulbusdriver]

(Oh boy.)

What does it look like?

[childbusdriver]

you have to PROMISE not to be mean to me about it

[helpfulbusdriver]

c. can you help me??

Huh?

I-I mean, sure.. um. What do you need??

[childbusdriver]

I. I lost something,,, and i’ve looked everywhere!!