WOOF

[dogpassenger]

ITS A HEEM HEEM WHIMPER

HEEEM HEEM . SAD SAD HEEM WHEM, WHEEMPER

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

everyones always loooooves cats. nya this. nya that. wheres the dog rep this so sad.

-@dogpassenger

I'M A DOG PERSON!!! AND A CAT PERSON!!! I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A KITTEN!!!! :)

[dogpassenger]

neoww dog rep in this WORLD! meanz to dogs and dogies.

[sleepover-busdriver]

hmm sniffsnifff. do you allow anything anyone to board? pay fare? have bones :)

-@dogpassenger

oh, uhm..! yes!! we most certainly do..!!uhm pardon the blood though..yaknow with the uhm.. rain and all. glad its over

[dogpassenger]

blood blood yes is very normal! i can consume yes is good for me! thank you thank you for letting stayhere very comfy much cozy :]

[catboy-bus-driver]

blood

[dogpassenger]

from sky yes yes? troubling yes :(

[catboy-bus-driver]

i think its fun! ^_^ my passnyagers dont like it tho.....

[dogpassenger]

it is.. a little fun yes yes.. lap up blood like GREAT WOLF! from before yes..

[catboy-bus-driver]

blood

[dogpassenger]

from sky yes yes? troubling yes :(

[dogpassenger]

hello dog, i heard dogs have bones

do you have any spare bones? I need 4-5

i have not a bone to spare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deepest sorries friend :(

[dogpassenger]

*soups you*

*laps it off the floor*

i may be able to talk but i am still a dog

[skeletonbusdriver]

MY POWER GROWS

[dogpassenger]

until i steal ur femur hehheheh haaha

[dogpassenger]

woa dog toy be upon ye

CHEWCHEWCHEWCHEWSQUEAKCHEWCHEWGNAW

[scuttlepassenger]

SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dogpassenger]

oh my god what is THAT

[scuttlepassenger]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dogpassenger]

WAHHAAAAA. SCRAM SHOO. GIT

[scuttlepassenger]

SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dogpassenger]

oh my god what is THAT

[evil-busdriver]

so apparently I can drink perfume without adverse effects 

[dogpassenger]

how did you figure this out...

[normal-horoscopes]

Fucked up how tornados can steal objects from you. What if that's how other weather worked. What if your dog got struck by lightning and instead of being electrocuted it was just in Oklahoma now.

[dogpassenger]

it's happened.

[theshittybus]

*runs someone over*

[human-bus-driver]

@osha-bus-driver

[human-bus-driver]

this is illegal i’m pretty sure it’s illegal

if your gonna complain about me running into people then how bout this huh

[dogpassenger]

who ever said murder was illegal. its fun

[osha-bus-driver]

i do.

*makes a little gay curse and yall cant make murder for 48 hours*

[human-bus-driver]

WAIT DOES THAT INCLUDE ME??

[dogpassenger]

what the FUCK. rude.

[theshittybus]

*runs someone over*

[human-bus-driver]

@osha-bus-driver

[human-bus-driver]

this is illegal i’m pretty sure it’s illegal

if your gonna complain about me running into people then how bout this huh

[dogpassenger]

who ever said murder was illegal. its fun

[human-bus-driver]

it’s very fun. i have a toll of close to a hundreds however osha should get their ass here cause i seem to be the only thing one who gets fined constantly

[dogpassenger]

just dont get fined. idiot

[theshittybus]

*runs someone over*

[human-bus-driver]

@osha-bus-driver

[human-bus-driver]

this is illegal i’m pretty sure it’s illegal

if your gonna complain about me running into people then how bout this huh

[dogpassenger]

who ever said murder was illegal. its fun

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

I recently learned there’s at least half a dozen osha accounts running around and it’s incredibly confusing. At least us timeline blogs do you the courtesy of all having completely different aesthetics and pfps

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

I also just learned there’s a bus driver RP community???? Including a lawyer bus driver and princess bus driver?? I must stress again this is REAL. This is not a posts-from-a-scarier-timeline post, this is a real, factual post.

[deactivated-blog]

was the lawyer bus the most weird part of this?

[averagebusdriver]

Man there’s a whole bunch of wierd ones. the lawyer is pretty normal actually.

[dinobusdriver]

there’s a bunch of freaks out there.

/lh

[dogpassenger]

hey now were not THAT weird

[recordingalien]

angels, demons, sentient buses, gods, talking dogs, furries, catgirls, catboys, nyanbinaries, aliens, fucking planets, librarians and vampires… yeah not weird at all.

[dogpassenger]

dont forget our totally normal guys [pans over to a corner filled with spider webs]

[human-bus-driver]

hey i exist

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

I leave this post for 2 seconds

[inconsistentgravity-deactivated]

I…. The… How…. Timeline…. REAL???

[dogpassenger]

real