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@childfree-coffee-chick
What I think every time I see a post on social media with parents complaining/crying about their choice to have kids and how stressful/expensive/tiring/stressful it is. Like parents complain about their “job” all the time, the fact that a major portion of parenting involves sh*t that sucks isn’t a secret.
As American women continue facing the loss of their bodily autonomy, I’m so grateful I got my fallopian tubes removed.
While I feel for those who are facing restricted access to abortion, I’m grateful pregnancy is longer a worry of mine. Stay safe out there ladies.
When I’m unwinding after my Saturday night shifts at work, I love to eat a few edibles and craft - a few months ago it was crochet, but now I’m back to making kandi bracelets 👽! I love that instead of coming home to the loud, stressful behavior of kids who are wound up after a fun day off from school and probably too much sugar, I have a nice quiet home where I can turn on a show in the background (hi, Futurama!) and kandi away 🥰
I think I’m going to open an Etsy shop selling them :)
Me: *sees a woman struggling to load 4 children under 10 into an old minivan full of trash and toys*
Also me: *snorts a line of birth control*
Yeah this is exactly what I need…
I have a job interview on Wednesday so I need all the luck I can get
As someone who works in retail until I finish school, it annoys the everliving fuck out of me when parents (90% of the time it’s moms) have their toddlers trying to use the card reader when the kid blatantly has no idea what the hell they’re doing and lacks the capacity to follow simple instructions. Sure, some kids are smarter and pick it up younger, but that’s rarely the case and I don’t need mombie holding up my line by lifting Junior up to insert the card wrong multiple times and fight her when she tries to show him how to do it.
Like Jesus, I get your kid knows nothing about life and has to learn, but inconveniencing other people is just unnecessary.
I’m not sure which term I like better for kids - cum pet, fuck trophy, or crotch critter.
I’ve told my father since I was a little girl that I don’t want kids. I’ve always hated baby dolls, he’s known that since I was a baby myself… but I don’t think he took the message that he’s never having grandchildren seriously until I told him I’m fixed.
“Tubes tied, huh?” He said contemplatively. “No, fully removed,” I countered. “I didn’t trust just ‘tying’ them.”
I think the message sunk in that I’m serious about not having children because he has completely dropped the topic.
Why are humans the only creatures with such hideous offspring?
When you purposely pick a corner of the restaurant away from everyone to drink your coffee and relax and some dude with a loud baby has to choose the table right next to you out of the entire nearly empty restaurant to sit… and of course the kid’s tablet is blaring kiddie bullshit at full volume.
I had no issue moving to another corner. Sorry sir, I didn’t chose a secluded spot for you to disturb my peace with your weak pullout game.
Since I don’t have fallopian tubes anymore, sometimes I picture my man’s sperm hitting a dead end and swimming aimlessly trying futilely to find my egg. It humors me.
When thirsty ass married fathers are in your inbox. Like sir, are you lost?
Last night I had a nightmare that I was pregnant. Woke up to the reality of a quiet house and disposable income - what a relief ✨
“How can you not like kids!? You were a kid once!”
Yeah, and I’ll be a corpse one day too but that doesn’t mean I want a dead body in my house.
Watching a chick struggling to load three children under 10, two of which were screaming their heads off, reinforces my decision to not reproduce. Bless her heart 😂😭
