Certified Dumbass

I don’t know what HD is but my doctor told me I have 80 of them

[chilifrylizard]

I love the genre of Twink Boyfriend Becomes Evil Dictator ™ because you’re like that’s blorbo!! But then he does unspeakable acts against humanity

[ohwait-shesinspace]

@justcakethanks I'm sorry for what I have done here

[natalie-goodmn]

never not thinking about this scene

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[willgrahamscock]

thank u markiplier

[stevebabey]

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

[galacticsabc]

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

[gracerockyyes]

I would unironically love this

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[beardedmrbean]

[sexybritishllama]

to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[thememedaddy]

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I love following walk throughs, and save scumming, and cheating, and easy mode, and looking up how other people solved problems. I will always do whatever I want to make a game an enjoyable experience for me.