Certified Dumbass

I don’t know what HD is but my doctor told me I have 80 of them

[chilifrylizard]

I love the genre of Twink Boyfriend Becomes Evil Dictator ™ because you’re like that’s blorbo!! But then he does unspeakable acts against humanity

[depsidase]

[anxeious]

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[zetrystan]

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

[bichoplaza]

"Do it scared" "do it alone" what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

[chilifrylizards]

If you were standing on a bridge about to jump, and a stranger started singing Jumper by Third Eye Blind to you, would you be more or less likely to kill yourself

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Unaffected

Voting ended onMay 20

[depsidase]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[withdenim]

Whatever, go my aroace yaoi

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[felixandthestars]

@the-eccentric-of-notre-dame i made this are you proud of me

[kittyrizzard]

Idk what the canon on eridian biology is but i headcanon that they hatch without the tough shell and grow it while they grow and consume different minerals, they start out as squishy pebbles:p

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉

[occudo]

Baby talk

Based on @all-and-sundries 's post

Bonus:

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[rrcenic]

grace meets adrian