Xander

[everythingfox]

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

MY HEART

[everythingfox]

Don’t forget to water your dogs

[ambient-entropy]

It's a lazy Sunday morning!

[chillswitchengage]

AHHHHH THIS DOG IS PERFECT!

[everythingfox]

“Golden boy distracted by another beautiful golden boy.”

(Source)

[everythingfox]

Meanwhile my dog flinches when I toss him a treat

[gentlesharks]

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

[sneeking]

they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken

[devinwolfi]

there is no god only shark

[pastrygeckos]

Ok hello I need

[waiting-ghost]

@bunjywunjy thought you might appreciate this

[bunjywunjy]

HOLY SHIT WHERE CAN I GET THIS

[bunjywunjy]

@crow-princex

I owe you my life

[bunjywunjy]

gotta say, the recommended accessories list is SPOT ON.

[ignitesthestxrs]

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair

[beebugger]

Wig snatched

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

[chillswitchengage]

My friend and I came up with a list of euphemisms for cat penis:

Sex Cactus

Porcucock

Needle Noodle

Hedgewedge

Scratching Post

Prick

Peenurchin

And a cat vagina is a...

Stabbin' Cabin

When your friend with benefits gets spayed and is no longer interested in you it's called being spayzoned.

[hobolunchbox]

Inventing ways to deliver whoop-ass.

[vladtheunfollower]

[loggardenia]

[alibabe48]

To the sea-my view last night…🕉

[rabidbadger32]

Beautiful 💙

[putyouinabettermood]

i just can’t via http://bit.ly/2KypZxz putyouinabettermood.com

[ripe]

woofwoof on facebook

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[mackasaurussex]

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

[silvysartfulness]

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

[thestraggletag]

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

[frayedcobweb]

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

[nicecoasters]

My local Family Video is staying relevant by selling CBD oil.

[ubercharge]

genderless bastard bird, my new child with no mouth

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love you Angry Weird Bird!