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shencomix

astrophagy

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

animalrates

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

animalrates

thisblogisdeadlonglivezorp-deac

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president.

breelandwalker

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

donidarkowitz

If this was any other candidate this would be on every news outlet. It would be a scandal, and that person wouldn’t be candidate for long. The fact that he’s still the presumptive nominee is fucking RIDICULOUS.

donidarkowitz

Here are the articles on it

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/rape-lawsuit-donald-trump-resurfaces-new-york-court-article-1.2681196

http://jezebel.com/heres-how-that-wild-lawsuit-accusing-trump-of-raping-a-1782447083

http://www.morningnewsusa.com/donald-trump-rape-jane-doe-real-identity-revealed-2385315.html

https://www.rt.com/usa/347804-trump-accused-rape-epstein/

http://gothamist.com/2016/06/20/trump_rape_lawsuit.php

http://heavy.com/news/2016/04/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-katie-johnson-lawsuit-accused-rape-teen-girl-sex-slave-documents-pdf/

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/436890/did-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-rape-13-year-old-girl

uglyassprettyboy

yo…..

whatbigotspost

I never let anyone forget that Drumpf is a rapist.

born-lame-deactivated20160909

I thought there was a statue of limitations in NY. I mean if it’s been too long and he can’t be charged that might be why no one’s covering it.

donidarkowitz

That’s not the point. The point is he’s running for president. He wants to run this country and yet he’s an accused rapist. If it were any other candidate from this election they would have been bullied out of the running.

micdotcom

In a post on her website this week, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling wrote openly about her thoughts on the U.K. referendum to leave the European Union — and she also unloaded on Donald Trump. This isn’t the first time Rowling has slammed Trump. Last time she only used 2 pointed words.

piecomic

stupidcommentdepository

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

zeroenthusiasm

persephore-blog

“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”

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