The Inner Workings

28-year-old cishet white Saskatchewanian lady (she/her/hers). Ranges from feminism to fandom to funny (a trifecta, if we're lucky).

[the-missing-chapter]

Come get a golden watering can on Kennduu!

July 7, 9:30pm — CJ is in town and the gates are closed for now, but you can message me for a code! Turnips going for 95 bells.

If you would like a gold watering can, bring one gold nugget and one watering can. Once on the island, just type “wc” in chat so I can head over and combine them for you. Tips or gifts are not necessary but are always appreciated!

You may take one mystery clothing item from in front of the museum. Please respect this limit.

I have all fruit types in storage. If you are looking for a certain kind, type “LF [fruit]” in chat and I’ll give you one until supplies run out.

Feel free to shop, fish, catch bugs, and take recipes, but please don’t pick flowers without asking; I have many fenced off now for that reason.

Hope to see you on Kennduu soon!

(Please like and/or reblog this after your visit if you enjoyed your stay! If you’re wondering if I’ve been stealing gold, check my “Kennduu tourism” tag for recent visits.)

[actualmermaid]

What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

[ardatli]

I see no lies here. 

[robotmango]

what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:

- more women friends in the gang

- painkillers

- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives

[zombeesknees]

#once again: no lies detected

[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[dickgirldiaries]

Only one thing y’all can take from trans women. Notes.

[moonjong-starboy]

i hope all of these girls have a great day and i love the girl who forgot her wig but the sis with the hijabi damn near made me cry sob i love this <3333333

[darthimperius]

Another thing abt this video: nearly every beauty involved is Indigenous or Black, the two minority groups of trans women that frequently get left out of discussions when it comes to highlighting trans women and their beauty, and the two groups at the highest risk of violence while trans. These women deserve love and praise just like y’all’s favorite white women do. Show up for Black and Indigenous trans women.

[jouster-ari]

[writerlyn]

[lion-prince-deactivated20160427]

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Me: *decides not to buy it, buys 4-7 other things that add up to the original cost of the first thing*

[pe1xe]

stop this is too real

[bunniope]

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

[champagnemoon]

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

[carewitchproject]

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

[horatioandalice]

"OHHHHH YEAH THAT'S THE SPOT"

[pet-and-dot]

Dot by dot, star by star…

[fiddleabout]

#what the fRESH HELL#

[jaubaius]

[bigtiddygandalf]

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

[bigtiddygandalf]

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

[lauralot89]

@perplexedhedgehog

[careerboyfriend]

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

[hongjoongpresent]

@gayarsonist

[achievementhaunterss]

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

[sugarcoatednightshade]

This girl on among us have me her number and turns out she’s 13. It was like 3am and she proceeded to tell me the name of her town, what school she went to, both of her parents jobs, how she did in class, what her home life is like, the first names of all of her friends, ect. All of this mostly unprompted. The smartest thing she did was ask to FaceTime me to make sure I ‘wasn’t a 40yo catfish’ and she talked about the other kids that she had met on among us this way.

To any kids out there: I know that quarantine is stressful and we’re all depressed and lonely bu please please please don’t give out your information to strangers on the internet, and if you do there are dozens of safer options than just giving everything to everyone and just hoping for the best

My little sister is 14 and she gave out her information to the wrong person who shared it somewhere and she can now count on two hands the number of teens and young adults who have asked for nudes and favors and personal information. It’s really worsening her anxiety and anorexia so please I’m begging you don’t give out any of your information unless you explicitly trust the person you’re giving it to.

[hearthaglow]

are kids really that dumb these days

[enby-life]

It’s not a matter of kids being dumb!

When the internet was a brand new thing, kids were pretty much kept away from it until they were at LEAST teenagers. Then it was drilled into their heads not to trust anyone online, that anyone you talked to could/would hurt you, etc. But as technology got more prominent, kids started getting access to it at younger ages when they couldn’t really comprehend the messages older generations were taught about the internet.

When social media was originally kid’s FIRST introduction to the internet, it’s now kid’s LAST introduction. They grow up on online games, video platforms, things that are primarily one way. Things that are relatively low risk (and usually don’t have a chat). They get comfortable with this and sort of forget that people aren’t all like that. They grew up comfortable with seeing strangers on the internet (usually “influencers” who DO share their age and location!) and think that’s the norm and that it’s safe. But it’s not

TLDR: it’s not that kids are stupid, it’s that people have stopped teaching that the internet is full of people you don’t know with motives you don’t know.

[mrs-bingley]

Don’t forget that social media have influenced people to share a lot of private and sensitive information, in general. And  adults are the first people doing this. Not everyone in their 40s and 30s has grown up online. For some, their first introduction to the internet was with smartphone and Facebook. This makes them easy target as well. Then they are parents and are not able to teach kids the proper way to approach the web because they don’t know in the first place. And when kids see adults do something, they imitate them.

This culture of sharing personal and sensite information is very subtle and devious. Health, gender, race, sexuality, among others, are called SENSITIVE INFORMATION for a reason. You don’t owe them to ANYONE. Not in real life, not on the internet. Stay safe.

[wildlifegermany]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[the-sapphic-raven]

Add a maid of dishonor too

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I hate twitter leftists so fucking much. There's a guy in Brooklyn Center who gave an interview on the news, face exposed, held up a can of soup and looked directly in the camera and said "this is soup for my family" and then winked to the camera. The reporter asked "you're not going to throw that at police, are you?" And he said "it's for my family." Twitter leftists respond to this by all coming out and saying he's hot and wanting to fuck him.

What he did was go on national television, with his face exposed, and said he was going to attack police officers. He just endangered everyone he organizes with. He will be identified, not just by police, and they're gonna use that to target people around him. He is putting the lives of his entire crew at risk because he wanted to say the funny meme on television and decided to expose his face to do it. DO NOT FUCKING DO SHIT LIKE THIS. DO NOT ENCOURAGE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS. IT IS AN INFOSEC NIGHTMARE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR FRIENDS SPECIFICALLY TARGETED BY POLICE. NOT ONLY WILL THEY HARASS YOU AFTER THE FACT, THEY WILL SPECIFICALLY AIM FOR YOU WITH RIOT MUNITIONS. THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME.

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??