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[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[sovietnam]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I drink this and my knees no longer crack and make weird noises.

[redwing]

girls start bands to make bangers and have fun. boys start bands because theyre scared of the word “bisexual” and to get into intense psychosexual homoerotic partnerships with their bandmates for a decade plus

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[memorycycle]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[raptorific]

Whenever I see people discoursing online about how all fiction must model good behavior and explicitly state that any bad behavior depicted is wrong, lest someone in the audience mistake it for “glorifying,” all I can think of is that line from Arrested Development where Buster, in his mid-30s, objects to something by saying “that’s not the way mother is raising me”

[raptorific]

Like yeah maybe YA books and kids’ cartoons have a responsibility to demonstrate the difference between Right and Wrong, since the audience is, like, actual children, but if you’re consuming literally anything more advanced than Disney XD’s Ducktales, you should absolutely be expected to bring your own moral framework from home and not need your media to spoon-feed morality to you

[raptorific]

if you see a show about a a man manufacturing and selling methamphetamine while abusing his wife and murdering people and you can’t tell whether the author intends for you to think his actions are right or wrong? That might be more your problem than the text’s. You might just, at that point, be an idiot.

[raptorific]

[banging on the notes of this post with a broomstick from below] yo shut the fuck up in there

[ruinedchildhood]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[wahoo-shem]

He was a #boy

She was a

Can I make it anymore obvious?

[ruinedchildhood]

[normal-guy-posts]

I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

[pointnclick]

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

[orteil42]

can’t have shit

[roach-works]

net zero information babeyyyy

[dostoyevsky-official]

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Walking home in 6th grade with enough textbooks in your bag to constitute an osha violation

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic