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tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals are not completely without true appreciation when one remembers the benevolent void childreN. TC: gIVING THEM A PLACE THAT IS SOLELY THEIRS TO LIVE AND HELPING THEM HIDE HOW NICE THEIR HOMES ARe. CG: The light also removes the clinging and insidious forms of void beings away from the planets that foster such diverse populationS. TC: tO KEEP THE PLANETS VIABLE FOR THE GROWTH AND MATURATION OF STAR SEEDS INTO PLANET AND STAR CRYSTALs.

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sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals are not completely without true appreciation when one remembers the benevolent void childreN. TC: tHEIR LIGHT AND WARMTH IS THE NOURISHMENT THE VOID CHILDREN NEED IN ABSENCE OF A SHELTERING PLANEt. CG: And with the behavior of the children of the stars who follow in the wake of the void children and take over the planetS. TC: lIVING ON THE SOLAR ASTEROIDS IN THE SAFETY OF THE LIGHT AND WARMTH OF THE STAR CRYSTAL IS BLISs.

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tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

TC: Such is the nature of being one of the most powerful entities in the whole of creation, though they realize it not at alL. TC: aLL STAR CRYSTAL GUARDIAN ROYALS WITH SYSTEMS OF INHABITED PLANETS ARE TRULY POWERFUL AND MIGHTy. TC: Made of sterner stuff than the planet crystal guardian royals that inhabit the systems that the star crystal guardians shine upoN. TC: fOR WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THE NECESSARY ENERGY TO CONTINUOUSLY SHINE FOR YEARS AND YEARS WITHOUT RESt?

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sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

TC: Duties such as reading the space around and inside the system for intruders and making certain the light hits alL. TC: eVEN THOSE THAT WOULD MUCH PREFER THAT THE LIGHT NEVER FIND THEM AND WOULD HONESTLY BE HAPPy. TC: If the light and the star were much dimmer and easier to get around for their purposes involving the solar systeM. TC: vITALLY IMPORTANT RESPONSIBILITIES THAT THE PLANET CRYSTAL GUARDIANS DO NOT REALIZE THEY Do.

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tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals have one of the most intensive and detail oriented jobs in the entirety of realitY. CG: wATCHING OVER THE PLANETS AND THE PLANETOIDS WITHIN THEIR SYSTEM AT ALL TIMES POSSIBLE FOR THEm. CG: Monitoring the climate developments of said planets and planetoids to avoid ecological disasters of all sortS. CG: kEEPING THE SPACE AROUND THE WORLDS FLOODED WITH THE RIGHT LEVELS OF BRIGHTNESS TO KEEP OUT MALIGNANTs.

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sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: As the star crystal guardian royals protect their planets but do not often have time for microscopic details and precision effortS. CG: tHINGS LIKE MAKING CERTAIN THAT THEY DO NOT OVER SHINE ON INDIVIDUAL PLANTS AND CROPS OF THINGs. CG: Causing burns on the skin of those who are precious enough to seek the outdoors with any kind of regularity, as a starT. CG: aND CAUSE THOSE PRECIOUS RESOURCES OF THE PLANETS TO BURN AND SHRIVEL WITHOUT SURCEASe.

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tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: It is generally easier for the people who live on the gentler and easier worlds to believe in benevolent external forces and powerS. TC: iN THOSE WHO WANT GOOD THINGS FOR THEM AND HAVE ARRANGED THINGS TO MAKE IT SO FOR THEm. CG: In those who are the guardian royals of the worlds that they inhabit and that orbit in the same system, than in star crystal guardian royalS. TC: fOR WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THE NECESSARY ENERGY TO CONTINUOUSLY SHINE FOR YEARS AND YEARS WITHOUT RESt?

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sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals have capabilities that defy logical explanation with ease and grace befittinG. TC: wELL TRAINED AND WELL BROUGHT UP MEMBERS OF THE UPPER LEVELS OF THE HIERARCHY SOCIAl. CG: Capabilities that many would scarce dare to dream were possible even amongst those who were aware of the planet royalS. TC: iT IS MUCH EASIER FOR THE COMMON FOLK WHO INCUBATE FUTURE STARS AND PLANETS TO BELIEVe.

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tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

TC: The star crystal guardian royal is the one who makes certain that the light and heat from the sun is protective without damaginG. TC: tHE FLARES OF ENERGY THAT WASH ACROSS ATMOSPHERES IN COLORFUL SPLENDOR ARE A KIND OF WASh. TC: It removes the clinging and insidious forms of void beings away from the planets that foster such diverse populationS. TC: tO KEEP THE PLANETS VIABLE FOR THE GROWTH AND MATURATION OF STAR SEEDS INTO PLANET AND STAR CRYSTALs.

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sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

TC: The star crystal guardian royals deserve better than what they get, in terms of their lots in existence in generaL. TC: nO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE THAT THE STARS THEMSELVES ARE INHABITED BY AT LEAST ONE SENTIENt. TC: Not the scientists or the astrologers or the varying people’s of the worlds really seem to notice much of anything abouT. TC: tHE TRUE SOURCES OF THE LIFE GIVING LIGHT AND WARMTH AND PROTECTION THAT COMES FROM THE STAr.

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tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: Duties such as reading the space around and inside the system for intruders and making certain the light hits alL. CG: vITALLY IMPORTANT RESPONSIBILITIES THAT THE PLANET CRYSTAL GUARDIANS DO NOT REALIZE THEY Do. CG: Such is the nature of being one of the most powerful entities in the whole of creation, though they realize it not at alL. CG: fOR WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THE NECESSARY ENERGY TO CONTINUOUSLY SHINE FOR YEARS AND YEARS WITHOUT RESt?

[chimericgaffe]

sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: As the star crystal guardian royals protect their planets but do not often have time for microscopic details and precision effortS. CG: tHINGS LIKE MAKING CERTAIN THAT THEY DO NOT OVER SHINE ON INDIVIDUAL PLANTS AND CROPS OF THINGs. CG: Causing burns on the skin of those who are precious enough to seek the outdoors with any kind of regularity, as a starT. CG: aND CAUSE THOSE PRECIOUS RESOURCES OF THE PLANETS TO BURN AND SHRIVEL WITHOUT SURCEASe.

[chimericgaffe]

tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals are not completely without true appreciation when one remembers the benevolent void childreN. TC: gIVING THEM A PLACE THAT IS SOLELY THEIRS TO LIVE AND HELPING THEM HIDE HOW NICE THEIR HOMES ARe. CG: The light also removes the clinging and insidious forms of void beings away from the planets that foster such diverse populationS. TC: tO KEEP THE PLANETS VIABLE FOR THE GROWTH AND MATURATION OF STAR SEEDS INTO PLANET AND STAR CRYSTALs.

[chimericgaffe]

sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals are not completely without true appreciation when one remembers the benevolent void childreN. TC: tHEIR LIGHT AND WARMTH IS THE NOURISHMENT THE VOID CHILDREN NEED IN ABSENCE OF A SHELTERING PLANEt. CG: And with the behavior of the children of the stars who follow in the wake of the void children and take over the planetS. TC: lIVING ON THE SOLAR ASTEROIDS IN THE SAFETY OF THE LIGHT AND WARMTH OF THE STAR CRYSTAL IS BLISs.

[chimericgaffe]

tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

TC: Such is the nature of being one of the most powerful entities in the whole of creation, though they realize it not at alL. TC: aLL STAR CRYSTAL GUARDIAN ROYALS WITH SYSTEMS OF INHABITED PLANETS ARE TRULY POWERFUL AND MIGHTy. TC: Made of sterner stuff than the planet crystal guardian royals that inhabit the systems that the star crystal guardians shine upoN. TC: fOR WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THE NECESSARY ENERGY TO CONTINUOUSLY SHINE FOR YEARS AND YEARS WITHOUT RESt?

[chimericgaffe]

sMALL SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

TC: Duties such as reading the space around and inside the system for intruders and making certain the light hits alL. TC: eVEN THOSE THAT WOULD MUCH PREFER THAT THE LIGHT NEVER FIND THEM AND WOULD HONESTLY BE HAPPy. TC: If the light and the star were much dimmer and easier to get around for their purposes involving the solar systeM. TC: vITALLY IMPORTANT RESPONSIBILITIES THAT THE PLANET CRYSTAL GUARDIANS DO NOT REALIZE THEY Do.

[chimericgaffe]

tEENY SAILOR MOON CROSSOVEr.

CG: The star crystal guardian royals have one of the most intensive and detail oriented jobs in the entirety of realitY. CG: wATCHING OVER THE PLANETS AND THE PLANETOIDS WITHIN THEIR SYSTEM AT ALL TIMES POSSIBLE FOR THEm. CG: Monitoring the climate developments of said planets and planetoids to avoid ecological disasters of all sortS. CG: kEEPING THE SPACE AROUND THE WORLDS FLOODED WITH THE RIGHT LEVELS OF BRIGHTNESS TO KEEP OUT MALIGNANTs.