My Heart Is Gold And My Hands Are Cold

[thequeenfromhell]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[manny-jacinto]

[vote-for-eggman]

[theannoyingalien]

Clone High is a lot funnier if you take the clones and photoshop the actual faces of the people they’re cloned from onto them

[indeciscion]

You ever look at a fandom you’re not in from afar and feel like a nuclear missile just grazed the side of your head

[valtsv]

[medievalthymes]

Playing anything after playing assassin’s creed for a month: why the fUCK can’t I climb this

[charminglyantiquated]

assassin’s creed was the first video game I ever played, and I finished the first game in a weekend more or less without pause. then I went to work on Monday and, being totally unfamiliar with the Tetris effect, was extremely taken aback by the immediate impulse to reach my teller station by vaulting over the counter. I mean, I didn’t even question it at first. I made it maybe two long purposeful steps forward before my brain caught up and I spent the rest of the day doubting my own actions.

[catty-bojangles]

One time I played so much Bioshock at the weekend that on my walk to uni the next day I saw a vaguely rectangular bit of trash out the corner of my eye and automatically thought “better pick up that first aid kit”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[raccooncomic]

86. Balanced Breakfast

[fallontonight]

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

[graceonpaper]

🤣 This kid

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[queer-cosette]

they did all of that

[a-yoda-a-day]

love legally blonde. movie changed my life

[snickernut]

[ellas-erster]

Losers club: so how are we gonna defeat pennywise?

Richie:*in awful Chicago accent* well thank ya for askin’ We’ll use the Bittenbinder method. When we see IT approaching we’ll chew up tabs of Alka-Seltzer that I carry with me at all times. This creates a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that makes it look like we have rabies. Now we’ve thrown him off his rythm. Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke-

[cynicalbarnowl-deactivated20220]

RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[emerald-crow]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[vigilmaker]

[colealexmain]

me watching emily blunt walk down those stairs not knowing that there’s a nail sticking out of one:

[mysharona1987]

[peachdoxie]

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

[anxietyproblem]