Chimpanzee Probably Not Typing Hamlet

About 250 years ago an extraordinary group of world’s greatest statisticians broke into my cage at the Zoo, captured me and strapped me to a chair with a typing machine left on the table and vowed to keep me chained until I manage to copy the entirety of the Hamelt by William Shakespere. After all these years I still haven’t completed my task, but I did write a great deal of other things by randomly mashing letters on my funny little keyboard some of which you can observe here with your own eyes. Enjoy

[sofuton]

[byjove]

ohhhh now I understand why the German exchange student I met in high school was enjoying North Carolina so wholeheartedly

[korunak]

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

[thatbitchsimone]

he looks like he needs a cigarette

[refuzz]

[mynawyspie]

this and wyjebane 🌞

[toskarin]

beer isn't really worth it in the grand scheme of better things to drink but I do partake every now and again to go "oakenshield mode" regardless

[toskarin]

three beers got me clapping my hand on my meekest friend's shoulder saying "my friend, I think we shall die in this place" and then laughing, presumably at fate

[lucy-vanpelts]

COOPER! COOP! THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE ACCUSING YOU AND THE SHERIFF OF SOMETHING KNOWN AS DOOMED YAOI. YOURE FUJOING OUT THEYRE SAYING. NOW I STAND WITH YOU COOP I AM A BIT OF A FUJOSHI MYSELF BUT THEYRE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.

[bluegreenpurple-thesideaccount]

Found this and would like to share:

[art-of-idleness]

[averagesizedperson]

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

[reprisearchive]

David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[watermel9n-deactivated20230314]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[pudulogy]

same animal btw

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once