Chimpanzee Probably Not Typing Hamlet

About 250 years ago an extraordinary group of world’s greatest statisticians broke into my cage at the Zoo, captured me and strapped me to a chair with a typing machine left on the table and vowed to keep me chained until I manage to copy the entirety of the Hamelt by William Shakespere. After all these years I still haven’t completed my task, but I did write a great deal of other things by randomly mashing letters on my funny little keyboard some of which you can observe here with your own eyes. Enjoy

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[bippus]

Just found a fragment on the ground. ill use this to construct a larger whole😎😎😎

[thotgamer-deactivated20211030]

[cardamomkutti]

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[goldensunset]

[lokaror]

Anyone mind if a whiteboy prefaces all questions by asking if anyone minds if a whiteboy

[pjackk]

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

[hannahp0calypse]

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

[pjackk]

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

[dogpuppy]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[sawtrapp]

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[laterkiss]

i am like the breadloser of the family

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the sirens wouldnt even have to sing beautiful or anything. id still come over to the shallows and rocks to see whats up see whats happening. whats all going on

[angel-0f-filth]