Scorpio|Snake

[chineseasstrology]

hey, i was born january 5th 2001 yet it says i am a dragon?

Its because the year of the snake starts Feb 11th

[chineseasstrology]

When you call the signs pretty

No, what?! i’m ugly, shut up!: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo

I know, thanks: Libra, Leo, Aries, Saggitarius,

Really?: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

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Signs as badasses

Tries to be badass: Leo, Scorpio, Pisces, cancer, Virgo, Gemini

Is naturally badass: Libra, Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Taurus

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What the signs do when you talk over them

Talks louder and over you because you talked over them: Rat, ox, snake, pig, tiger, dragon

Watches and smiles at you until they can continue: Rabbit, rooster, horse, sheep, monkey, dog

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Forgives and forgets: Rabbit, Horse, Tiger, Dog, Pig, Rooster, Goat

Forgives but never forgets: Snake, Dragon, Ox, Pig, Monkey,

[zodiacspot]

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

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You love me: Tiger, Rat, Snake, Ox

I love you: Dragon, Monkey, Rabbit, Dog

I love me: Rooster, Horse, Pig, Goat

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Sour ass: Tiger, Snake, Rat, Pig, Rooster

Sweet ass: Rabbit, Horse, Dog, Monkey

Salty ass: Ox, Dragon, Goat

[mexicanine]

the signs as dogs

aries -  siberian husky

taurus - corgi

gemini - irish setter

cancer - beagle

leo - dalmatian

virgo - labrador retriever

libra - miniature dachshund

scorpio - shiba inu

sagittarius - rottweiler

capricorn - german shepherd

aquarius - bernese mountain dog

pisces - samoyed

[suu-zu]

the only one of these worth reblogging

[dogcentre]

no matter what you get there’s nothing to be mad about

[chineseasstrology]

realllly sloppy doodle of the chinese zodiac, Snake, humanized

[bangudreamu]

The Signs Who Walk Into a Room and Say

“There You Are”

Pisces, Gemini, Libra, Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo

OR

“Here I Am”

Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Leo, Aries

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realllly sloppy doodle of the chinese zodiac, Snake, humanized

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The signs as bad girls and good girls

Bad girls: Tiger, Snake, Rat, Rabbit, Rooster, Ox

Good girls: Horse, Goat, Dragon, Pig, Dog, Monkey

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Chinese signs as Zodiac signs.

Rat: Aries

Ox: Taurus

Tiger: Leo

Rabbit: Pisces

Dragon: Cancer

Snake: Scorpio

Horse: Saggitarius

Goat: Capricorn

Monkey: Gemini

Rooster: Aquarius

Dog: Libra

Pig: Virgo

[astrologysluts]

What supernatural creature is your sign secretly

Mermaids : Virgo, Cancer, Pisces Vampires : Leo, Scorpio, Libra Werewolves : Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus Superheroes : Aquarius, Capricorn, Gemini -Amber eyelessamber

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Best sex partners

Aries / Leo

Taurus / Capricorn

Gemini / Sagittarius

Cancer / Pisces

Virgo / Aquarius

Libra / Scorpio

[chineseasstrology]

What is your opinion on the Taurus'?

Ooh, they’re really great and seem really chill and laid back. I think they’re sick of people saying that the only thing they like is food. My best friend is a Taurus