TRASH CRAP

Ah yes, the two words I can always reliably depend on to describe myself. (is this amount of self depreciation enough to drive away the porn bots and bring in the quality memes?)

[chinesehamster]

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event!

@thereallonelyagain​ @lennenfade69-blog​ @the-fault-in-our-balls​ @stepanw993w0​ @mysticblackjackdreamer​ @doctor-who24-7​ @strictlydoctor-who​ @rayisswaggy-blog​ @southinksalot​ @corrie-oorrie​ @lvillagex​ @supernaturally-nic​ @youtuberaddiction181-blog​ @bad-folf​ @scaredofclouds​ @rosesbite​ @magnitha​ @make-it--end​ @conversekid75-blog​ @the-mess-that-is-my-mind​ @fritzwaldo​ @larisac​ @laurynlove97-blog​ @actual-demon-blog​ @gay-as-fuuck​

The official charity event of Ray-Ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99! We will donate 50% of the profits to the COVID-19 epidemic prevention department. Every purchase is your support for charity, thank you!

Click to buy>>>Enter the online store

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

me, a furry economist: erhm, maybe inflation isn’t all that bad OwO

[ruinedchildhood]

[bekkathyst]

BEKKATHYST SUMMER 2019 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. Wee just opened up our brick and mortar shop, and it's time to celebrate! We want to give back to the community that started this for us 🥰🙌

All these items came from our online shop and/or our brick and mortar store!

What you get:

$50 credit that can be applied to anything in our shop.

Triple moon altar cloth

Rose quartz palm stone

Amethyst scepter crystals from Brazil x2

Mini selenite tower

Rough kyanite crystal

Azurite/malachite rough chunk

Moroccan quartz geode piece

Agate keychain

Lapis lazuli stretchy bracelet

Sunstone polished double point

Rose quartz moon carving

Rough rose quartz chunk

Obsidian knife carving (the knife is non functional)

Smoky quartz heart

Selenite pebbles x3

Rose quartz pendulum

Rough lepidolite

Rainbow moonstone pebble

Rough Illinois fluorite x6

Wooden baby elephant carving

Lepidolite skull

Rose quartz sphere

Selenite wand

Massive 9" rose quartz polished point

Labradorite palm stone

Assorted tumbled stones: rutilated quartz x2, rhodonite, larimar, mangano calcite, star garnet, amethyst x2, rose quartz

Pack of natural lavender incense

Celestial wooden incense burner

This has a retail value of $362 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)

You don’t have to live in the US to join!

Shipping is entirely free, I will cover it. But if you live outside the US and for whatever reasons your country wants to charge you import tax, you are responsible for it. If it gets sent back to me, you will need to pay shipping to have it sent again.

You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.

Please check out our shop!

DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.

Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.

Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  

At the end, each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

The giveaway ends Tuesday, July 30th at 6 pm Pacific time.

The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

[lrndvs]

She bashfully turns away from your glance but all the while her eyes still manage to burn into you

[dennybitte]

[browsedankmemes]

it really be like that. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2XdAsWJ

[theartofanimation]

Heather Penn  -  http://happydorid.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/heatpenn  -  http://momoss.tumblr.com  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/happydorid  -  https://dribbble.com/fastbee  -  https://www.instagram.com/heatpenn

[crimson-chains]

Some sort of Demon OC! :D

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[chinesehamster]

The worst part about having my birthday on halloween is living near a neighborhood defined as the "worst neighborhood in the province" :^>

I'm also a uni student living abroad. #GucciUniBudget

Guess I'm celebrating halloween with a slice o cake and a candle. Happy Halloween for me :^>>>>

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[yikyakapp-blog]

[dovahkiin-official]

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

[fayheda]

no

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[noknightinarmor]

the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look

[hewwocopter]

[dappermouth]

Two stags stood, like mourners, out among the weathered graves.

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.