At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
tumblr dot com
Sade Olutola
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
wallacepolsom
Mike Driver
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

roma★

titsay

oozey mess
NASA
Misplaced Lens Cap
Jules of Nature

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@chingalings
At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny
the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that
old tumblr things that I still feel like are tumblr things despite them being obsolete for years
Moon Moon
“IT’S TRANSPARENT”
mishapocalypse
that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue
supernatural fandom having a gif for everything
the Great Skeleton War
“can you make that ask reblogable?”
the onceler fandom
people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”
“yahoo paid $1 billion for this”
the moreos guy
do you love the color of the sky?
“WHAT IS AIR”
when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird
“what if tumblr was a school?”
the superwholock fandom
hipster vs. fandom blogs
like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs
John Green
tumblr user pizza
“I always follow back”
fanmail instead of a messaging system
reaction gifs
“I like your shoelaces”
“Thanks, I stole them for the President”
gif vs. jif
“I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”
people HATED Miranda Cosgrove
and Nicolas Cage
the like and reblog buttons were at the top of a post
What the hell was the Great Skeleton War??!
the Great Skeleton War of October 2014
everyone was off their shits that Halloween and it’s my only fond memory of this website
DashCon / someone peed in the ballpit
4Chumblr
Gore blogs
Kin Drama
dan and phil shippers
Thrussy, bussy, krussy!
Oppa Homeless Style!
“POtTeRhEaDs gRaB yOuR WAndS!”
Ace discourse and Batpanda
In Spanish we don’t say […] we say […] and I think that’s beautiful
The “calming” gif of a train hitting you
Thomas Sanders
This is a human’s brain right before they die - that’s from the walking dead
Sixpenceee’s family has a child slave from Bangladesh
homestuck
XYZ-vs-SJW blogs
komaeda kin
bone thieves???
i made a quiz find out how rancid you are and leave your results in the tags
um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it
Pete, you gotta let go, I’m gonna catch you.
men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore
i wish there was a name for a kind of song that’s catchy, upbeat, and worth dancing to, but also bittersweet and tinged with an unexplainable sadness.
the best i can describe it is ‘songs you would put in an amv when a long series is over and you’re reminiscing on the journey while holding back sobs’
good examples:
little talks (of monsters and men)
what you want (two door cinema club)
glad you came (the wanted)
sun is shining (axwell ingrosso)
i lived (onerepublic)
mr. big shot (anarbor)
Y’all I love this post and had to make a spotify playlist of all these songs, (including ones in the tags+replies)
Enjoy!
i’m glad to see people coming together with the same musical interest. i highly recommend looking through these, or adding your own!
General observations about this post coming back to it after making the initial playlist;
Lots of Imagine Dragons. So much Imagine Dragons.
Several people have come up with names for this genre, my personal favorites being “dance melancholia” “musical reprise” and “depression bops”
I see the homestucks in the notes/replies. I knew putting How Far We’ve Come in would pull y’all out of the cracks
I put it in the playlist description but if you have suggestions pop me an ask or put them in the tags/your post reply! The playlist is still a work in progress, so any additions are welcome!
SAVING THIS FOR LATER
Reblog this with your sign and your go to Starbucks order
I just want you to know that “The lying bitch who probably isn't even made of iron” is the funniest thing I have ever read and i am forever grateful to you for it
The avengers are FALSE ADVERTISING.
1. Captain America
Apparently America doesn’t even have the position of “captain”??? There’s only President America. Are you the president Steve??? ARE YOU??? Yeah. Didn’t fucking think so. Terrible deception. -2/10
2. Iron Man
You’d THINK he’s made of iron but nooOooOO let’s call a superhero “iron man” and not tell anyone he’s actually made of HUMAN FLESH and ANXIETY I’m fucking PISSED 0/10
3. Black widow
Not a spider (smh). As if that’s not bad enough, she’s actually a white and unmarried woman. Disgusting. -4/10
4. Hulk
Definition: an old ship stripped of fittings and permanently moored, especially for use as storage or (formerly) as a prison. NOT a big angry Shrek. The sheer absurdity of it all. -6/10
5. Hawkeye
has human eyes -900/10
6. Winter soldier
He was a soldier so I’ll give him that. But also can be seen during ALL seasons, NOT JUST WINTER. 5/10 for half truth
7. Spiderman
Ok see this is fair because he’s got spider in his DNA. I’ve only got one criticism and it’s that he’s not a man. He babey. 7/10
8. Ant Man
DISGUSTING. HORRIBLE. REVOLTING. NOT MADE OF ANTS. DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ANT IN HIS DNA. JUST BECOMES V SMALL AND V BIG AS PER WILL BECAUSE OF SCIENCE. ANTS D O NO T BECOME V BIG. SHOULD’VE BEEN CALLED ELECTRICAL ENGINEER MAN or ANT IMPOSTOR MAN. -80/10
9. Vision
he can see. 10/10.
10. Scarlet Witch
often seen wearing scarlet things. scarlet magic waves come out of her hands. So that’s nice. Is never seen brewing even one (1) witch potion (paprikash does not count) or casting spells. Does some weird hand wavy thing. Yuck. Not a real witch. 4/10
11. Quicksilver
was v quick. Not made of silver though. Yet another half truth I’m sick of it 5/10
12. Falcon
regular man. Can’t even fly without science wings. Is never even seen swooping down on his prey. Decidedly NOT a falcon. -59/10
13. War Machine
has done like 3 wars at least so that’s good. Unsure whether the “machine” part is referring to the metal onesie or the man inside it. I’m gonna go with the former because James Rhodes is a hero in his own right. 20/10
14. Thor
yeah. 1000/10
The cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Season 1!
From left to right:
Divina De Campo “When you come to a Divina show, you know, there’ll be some comedy, a bit of opera, there’ll be some pop tunes, there’ll be some show tunes, there’ll be some...blue tunes in there!”
Baga Chipz “Baga Chipz is the kind of drag queen that gets her tits out for the lads, flashes her tuppence, gives someone a Jimmy Krankie on the bus for a pack of fags - d’you know what I mean?”
Crystal “I’m called Crystal because we’re both glamorous and sparkly...but ultimately worthless. [...] I’m not a cookie cutter drag queen. I’m bringing much more of an East London fashion, creative element to it.”
The Vivienne “My style of drag, I always say, is like a Scouse wife who’s come into money, she moved to LA, she blew it all and then she’s had to move back to Bootle.”
Cheryl Hole “My style of drag is that Essex glamour with a touch of showgirl. My drag name comes from a pun of the Geordie princess, Miss Cheryl Cole.”
Blu Hydrangea “My drag name comes from the blue hydrangea bush that is in my garden. My nanny told me that you have to plant it with a rusty nail so that it turns into a beautiful blue hydrangea. I love that story of like, something coming from a rusty, dirty nail into something beautiful, which is kinda like me.”
Scaredy Kat “I came up with my drag name because, I’m just a bit of a pussy, really. My persona and style in drag is cute, pink and scared, like a nervous flamingo.”
Vinegar Strokes “I think viewers are gonna describe me as maybe, the heart of the competition? [...] I am a straight up comedy queen. I tell jokes, I tell stories, I sing songs, kind of in my own style, like Lily Allen meets Kat Slater.”
Gothy Kendoll “When I first did drag, I was actually halfway through a project on drag. I was really interested in the art, the metamorphosis, all that kind of stuff. I actually wrote a dissertation on it.”
Sum Ting Wong “Trying to find my own drag name, I go on Facebook and scroll up, and within 30 seconds I see this little story of this joke flight that went missing that got sent to American TV. The pilot’s name was Sum Ting Wong and I was like, you know what? That’s mine now. Do you know what I call that? Reclamation!”
Man, if Peter Parker really isn't going to be in the MCU anymore, his canonical last word was "fuck"
the trick to enjoying mcu fandom is by 100% ignoring canon written by people who are in it to make money.
tony is dead, you say? no ma'am, he's hiding inside the pillowfort he built with his kid.
steve's ending is ooc? no sir, he is currently coordinating with the authorities to help rebuild the world after the blip.
tony and steve fell out? fake news. steve was just over at the starks' lake house on sunday to give tony updates about rebuilding the compound while morgan braided his now-shoulder length hair. he even stayed for dinner and fed the goji berries in his salad to gerald.
jim rhodes? what can i say about jim rhodes, except he's in charge of training the new avenger recruits and he lets sam wilson run a lean, mean physical fitness regime every morning at the crack of dawn.
colonel danvers helps whenever she's planetside. so does nebula.
ned leeds even has a job as the guy in the chair to the new generation of superheroes that includes his best friend peter parker. mj has security clearance to visit the temporary avengers residence at the stark manor in new york whenever she wants.
natasha romanoff works with children at orphanages. she just signed the paperwork to adopt a little girl who has become the light of her life.
fuck canon. 🖕🏼🤨🖕🏼
can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??