a deep dive into the politics of the losers
this is something @joeyclaire and i have discussed together at length and i think it would be fun to put on here. we both enjoy making our favorite characters into terrible people
WARNING: THIS IS NOT MY OPINION. THIS IS OBJECTIVELY CORRECT. FUCK YOU STEPHEN KING.
and YES i feminized richie and eddie. i don’t accept anything else. canonically they are women to me. fuck you stephen king
this is man is an author and a stephen king stand-in. he’s going to have confusing politics. it’s just the rules
i won’t say he’s a full on resist lib, i think he’s more so on the neolib side more than anything
respectability politics enthusiast
he is not without his homophobic allegations however
thinks racism ended in the 90s
pretty much aligned with the mainstream democrat party
has respect for the republican party
has not unlearned the problems during reagan/bush presidencies and respects them
“i think we need to learn how to disagree with each other respectfully”
definitely used ai art for one or more of his book covers and doesn’t see a problem with it
also definitely uses chatgpt to write portions of his books and gets called out for it
look i don’t think ben is maga by any means like some other people do
but i do think he is the most right leaning loser
former fat kids just have that air to them
hes an architect i just feel like thats a career that leans a little more to the right
also a respectability politics enthusiast
ALSO wants both parties to get along
i can see ben being a republican voter until 2020
i do think he voted for obama over mccain
voted for trump in 2016 because he was the change politician
gradually changed his mind during trumps 1st presidency
marrying bev also steered him a little more to the left
socially liberal fiscally conservative
he is a librarian. how the fuck do you think he aligns himself.
preserving public services is a HUGE issue for him. dare i say THE issue
he is all about maintaining public education
i think he is the most resist lib out of all the losers
“we would all be at brunch right now” kinda vibes
* lifelong democrat voter, but has issues with the establishment dems
his car is PLASTERED in democrat stickers
respectability politics but i think it’s not one of his big priorities
he fucking LOVES that video of kamala harris dancing around
richie “i’m playing both sides so that i always come out on top” tozier
i don’t think she cares that deeply about politics
not right leaning but definitely not super left leaning
likes to pretend to be maga to piss off everyone
probably writes in candidates when it comes to voting or just doesn’t tend to vote
rips on cancel culture during her shows A LOT
probably made charlie kirk jokes right after he died and got in trouble for it and had to rt a memorial post
“you can’t say x anymore bc of woke”
makes misogynistic jokes in her sets and eats it up when men comment “protect this one boys”
whatever political stance is funniest at the moment is the one she aligns herself with
is one of the gays that doesn’t understand gender
has a tesla, likes elon musk bc he “legalized comedy”
said tesla is plastered in ironic bumper stickers
let’s just be so real richie tozier is not a gay john mulaney type comic. she’s annoying and lowkey misogynistic
there’s this liberal woman i’ve seen who calls trump “cankles mctaco tits”
lowkey a girlboss feminist
has probably got into verbal/physical fights about politics
falls for rage bait far too often
she gets into daily twitter fights
especially richie’s rage bait
libbed tf out about hillary clinton and kamala harris
“orange man jokes don’t fucking do anything”
i feel like she would @ certain politicians and say the most heinous shit possible
probably shadowbanned/suspended on some social media platforms as we speak
HUGE elon musk hater and cannot stand that richie has a tesla
tweeted at kristi noem and called her a horse faced dog killing cunt, promptly getting suspended
more respectful than eddie
also libbed out about hillary clinton and kamala harris
not quite a ruthkanda forever lib but pretty close
i think she is environmentally conscious, therefore anti ai
idk i just feel like her fashion lines would be sustainable and ethically sourced
pussy hat wearer? maybe not
but has attended a few woman’s marches before
i feel like she loves elizabeth warren
maybe not the most trans friendly
dislikes ben’s past as a republican voter but pushed him a little further to the left
she was VERY VERY angry the day roe v wade was overturned
i feel like she would’ve posted some sort of charlie kirk memorial post or something respectful towards erika kirk and their children
like mike he is also very educated
your standard middle aged liberal jewish man
okay upon further thought. i feel like he’d be the most left leaning out of the losers
voted most likely to show up in a jubilee 1v20 debate
reads a lot of nonfiction political books
admires democratic socialism in countries like denmark and norway
seemingly more respectful but quietly destroys using facts and logic
big hater of ben shapiro and other conservative podcasters
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