[papayajuan2019]

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

[shrimpcolour]

truly my year of being a car crash if they were a human being

[shrimpcolour]

still laughing bc if i do t laugh ill cry

[shrimpcolour]

having genuinely the weirdest day of my life if anyone even cares

[shrimpcolour]

being the worlds most hung over person and waking up with my period and then having to go babysit? i’m glad i’m still standing

[shrimpcolour]

in da uber hes only playing jb when im in the biggest and only jb phase of my life how does he know

[shrimpcolour]

reading tough guy for the first time and i cant help but just chuckle out of pity every time he talks

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[blond-shell]

[shrimpcolour]

50 dollar copay

[dogpuppy]

[zegalba]

[shrimpcolour]

no fucking way they made those two firefighters sing that song…

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

fanart of the anon ao3 fic '(We Could Be) Something Great' because i adore it

[shrimpcolour]

celebrating throw up in your mouth monday on this fine day

[scarymonsters-protectivespirits]

[dogpuppy]