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there you have it folks.šš¾
Still one of the greatest tweets ever.
Thomas Jefferson did say that the constitution should be rewritten from scratch every 20 years. WEāRE A LITTLE LATE
Iām the āWhere? Noā
Thereās still joy in this world
Genuinely very few things will burn that pustule as much as having his nose rubbed in the fact that the people he expects to be honoured by his favour despise him.
TheĀ āFuck Youā heardĀ āround the world.Ā
āHi. Iām a real lawyer and hereās some free advice if youāre going to any of the various protests, marches, etc. this week.
- Do not engage in illegal activity, even if it is harmless or unrelated to the event. Donāt smoke pot, donāt obstruct traffic, donāt kick a sign post. DO NOT GIVE THE POLICE A REASON TO ARREST YOU. Comply with all lawful orders made by police. If you do any of this, be prepared to be arrested. Civil disobedience, while admirable, sometimes requires sacrifice; you will be charged even if your cause is righteous.
- It will be cold. Dress in layers. Wear comfortable clothing that you wonāt mind wearing for a very long time. Wear shoes that donāt have laces, if possible. Wear clothing that does not require a belt. If you are arrested, your laces and belts will likely be confiscated.
- Google the phone number for the National Lawyers Guild and write it in Sharpie on one or both of your forearms. If you are arrested, you will want to call them.
- Disable the fingerprint ID on your phone and enable the passcode function. Police can force you to place your fingerprint on your phone but they cannot force you to enter in the passcode. Refuse all requests/demands to open your phone unless you are presented with a warrant.
- Bring a valid government issued photo ID that has your name., address, and date of birth on it. This will make things go more smoothly for you
- You are not required to answer any questions from police unless you are being detained. If an officer asks you a question, ask him/her if you are being detained. If you are being detained you have the right to know why youāre being detained. If he/she says no, walk away.
- Police are not required to read you your Miranda rights when you are arrested. This is a persistent myth. Police must inform you of your Miranda rights if they are interrogating you. Interrogation does not include asking you your name, address, date of birth, etc. You must answer these questions. Anything after answering basic identification questions, you have the right to have an attorney present.
- Police will not just give you an attorney. You have to ask for one. In some states, asking the first time requires the police to stop interrogation. In other states, you may have to ask more than once. They may try to goad you into answering questions after you ask for an attorney. Once you request an attorney, do not answer any more questions no matter what. Do not answer any questions past basic ID questions until you have an attorney present.
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Memorize this.
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It is *destroying* Cheeto Hitler that nobody who is worth a damn wants to be present for, or perform at, his inauguration. Good. Fuck him and his illegitimate presidency. I hope heās miserable.
Ok with this being said, Iād like to speak in defense of one of the groups that is performing for the inauguration.
The Rockettes are being hired out to perform for him. These girls actively cannot turn down the job without being blacklisted from dancing. We shouldnāt be angry with those girls, who are trying to survive and live their dream and make an honest living, but rather the asshat whoās hiring them out, who Iāve heard has at least some connection to Trump, being a major Mogul who runs the agency that schedules performances for different dance companies and so on in NY.
So Iām sorry if anyone disagrees, but I feel really bad for the Rockettes, because I have a friend who is being forced to perform at the inauguration if she wants to continue being part of the literal 1.4% of dancers in NYC to actually have a paying job they can live off of, and I know many of those girls are in the same situation, just doing what they have to to keep their jobs.
So if you want to be angry, be angry at Trump and at the guy who is selling out the Rockettes for his inauguration. But please, do not boycott the Rockettes for this. Theyāre hardworking, talented women who donāt deserve to be shunned by their audiences just because they canāt do anything to refuse this job and still make a living to survive.
anytime you see any crazy shit on an nyc subway you can safely assume its a bronx line specifically the 4, 6, or 2 train lines.
jus this week ive seen from instagram posts kids literally riding on the back of the train (4), someone literally dying their hair in the subway car(p sure the 6) and someone giving their baby to two complete strangers so they can fight someone else on the train(2 train exactly on my street)
Omg who the fuck is this lady she has like 109 Birkins š«š
I GOOGLED HER AND HERES THE TEA HUNTYS! Her name is Jamie Chua, sheās from Singapore and when she was 20 working as a flight attendant she met a very rich buisness tycoon and they got married! They stayed together for 15 years, had 2 kids and when they divorced you already know she got a shit load of money and property! Apparently sheās like the queen of Instagram in Singapore, has her 2 maids take all of her pictures as she does not believe in candida and has the largest BIRKIN bag collection in the world at 200! LIVING MY FUCKING DREAM ššÆš„
Wtfck
Oh my god
She has the croc Himalayan birkin in 2 different sizes and the Kelly Iām gagged
this tweet is honestly art like its so perfect & it was 100% serious i hope i never forget abt this
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Iām so sorry to our younger millennial followers, but if DemocratsĀ don'tĀ unite in fierce opposition to thisĀ uncaring, incompetent, anti-public school billionaire, you guys could be well and truly fuckedā¦..
CALL YOUR SENATORSĀ AND SPREAD THE WORD!!!
Reminder that this womanās foundation advocates for the return of child labor because āpractical education and social skills while learning the value of a dollarā.
Sheās incredibly stupid and incompetent like Trumpy McFuckface, but sheāll bleed schools dry and send the kids back into the coal mines
Could it get any worse
Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.
āi fucking hate this gameā i say as i devote my entire life around it